The best Luke Shaw fat jokes after half-time substitution in Man Utd 2-0 Brighton

Mourinho makes example of overweight left-back during FA Cup victory.


The best jokes as Arsenal draw CSKA Moscow in Europa League quarter-finals

Amid diplomatic crisis over the use of a nerve agent in Salisbury.


The best Danny Welbeck dive jokes after penalty against Milan

Scored resulting spot-kick in 5-1 aggregate win.


The best jokes after Southampton appoint Mark Hughes as manager

Former Stoke boss charged with keeping Saints in Premier League.


The best jokes as Manchester United are knocked out of the Champions League by Sevilla

José Mourinho suffers 1-2 last-16 defeat at Old Trafford.


The best Mauricio Pellegrino sacked jokes as Southampton get rid

Leaves team one point above the relegation zone with eight games remaining.


The best Jamie Carragher spit jokes as video of motorway incident emerges

Appeared to target father and daughter after goading following Man Utd 2-1 Liverpool.