Tweety Camera’s Twits of the Week: Muamba, Odelusi, Stewart, van Aanholt, Cork, Fjortoft, Bohinen, Zakuani

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Tweety Camera's Twits of the Week!Hello everyone! I’m former Liverpool and West Ham United forward Tweety Camera, and I’m a right nosy so-and-so.

All day every day, you can be sure that I’ll be scouring Twitter, sniffing out the very best of my fellow professionals’ musings like I used to sniff out goal-scoring chances, and presenting them for your delectation with the kind of ruthless efficiency that saw me net 23 times in 38 games for my native Guinea. I do so hope that you enjoy this week’s selections…

Disclaimer: The views expressed by the following Twits do not necessarily reflect my own – signed Tweety Camera, formerly of Liverpool and West Ham United

Hello everyone, it’s me, Tweety Camera! Are you enjoying the hot weather? If you’re reading this then I suppose you aren’t, unless you’re on one of those new-fangled tablet thingamabobs, in which case either look where you’re going or just put it down and relax! I’ll still be here when you get back home later. Isn’t that right, young Chelsea left-back Patrick van Aanholt?

Ever quick to deflect the attention, Patrick! LOL! Well, today I tried bikram yoga for the first time but it went horribly wrong when I split my boxers open attempting a Dandayamana-Bibhaktapada-Paschimotthanasana, the shock of which caused me to, er, ‘offer’ some of last night’s beef stew to the young lady behind me. Offered it right in her face, poor sod. They had to evacuate the room after about thirty seconds, so at least that stemmed the awkwardness. I knew I shouldn’t have used three kinds of bean. How do you make yours, young Southampton midfielder Jack Cork?

What? Are you trying to make me feel bad? I’m sorry, I forgot. Don’t be fooled by my sterling goal-scoring record for my native Guinea – I am human, you know.

Oh, okay. LOLOL!! Belated happy birthday, Jack! I share my birthday with Danny DeVito, Martin Scorsese, Rupaul and one of Hanson. Which celebrities do you share your birthday with, dear readers?

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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! See you next week, everyone!

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