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Tweets of the Week: England snooze-fest, Cristiano Ronaldo underwear and more!

Featuring reaction to Ukraine 0-0 England and Giovanni Trapattoni leaving Republic of Ireland, as well as some Cristiano Ronaldo underwear news.

By Jonny Abrams

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Giovanni Trapattoni was a hot topic this week, as was Cristiano Ronaldo underwear
Trapattoni’s tactics board (Image: Twitter / Paddy Power)

Our tweets of the week take in such topics as another stultifying England performance, Giovanni Trapattoni breaking up with Republic of Ireland and the imminence of Cristiano Ronaldo underwear…

Sarcasm of the Week

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Good result for England….Brazil, Spain, Germany, Argentina et al, you're in big trouble! #Brazil2014

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 10, 2013

Domestic International Abuse of the Week

England, as observed by John Scales, ex-Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur and Wimbledon

I feel so sorry for the ball tonight! Abused, miss-treated, beaten and unloved. Where was the tender loving care we all crave !!!!

— John Scales (@John_Scales) September 10, 2013

Rhyming Slang of the Week

Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers

If anyone watched England tonight, Greg Dyke comments look spot on. Has he the town halls to implement them quickly. That is the question?

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) September 10, 2013

Prophesy of the Week

Gordon Watson, ex-Southampton

Someone get Rickie a KFC bucket,he has been fed jack all tonight,don't worry come sun he will feast #wham

— Gordon Watson (@Flash_37) September 10, 2013

“What Football’s All About” of the Week

Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid

I’m launching my new underwear collection later this year! Can’t wait. http://t.co/FAL12SKxQR #CR7 #ronaldo #jbs http://t.co/lGyD676a9M

— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) September 12, 2013

Music Fans of the Week

Arsenal midfielders

Just bought the new @ArcticMonkeys album, can't wait to give it a first listen

— Aaron Ramsey (@aaronramsey) September 9, 2013

Get @LethalBizzle's new single #PartyRight ! Out now on iTunes. Link > http://t.co/WxrweRDhzc

— Jack Wilshere (@JackWilshere) September 9, 2013

and Ben Osborn, Nottingham Forest

@JakeBugg: 2nd album done! Hope you're all well!” Don't sound too excited pal.

— Ben Osborn (@OsbornOn1) September 9, 2013

Trapattoni Tweet of the Week

Paddy Power

As Giovanni Trapattoni's reign as Ireland manager ends, we can reveal what a typical Trap tactic board looked like… pic.twitter.com/8x7xjfNDZJ

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 11, 2013

Mischief of the Week

Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers

Congratulations Frank Lampard. Top player & professional & unlike David Beckham, earned everyone of his 100 caps

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) September 9, 2013

Modesty of the Week

Norman Whiteside, ex-Everton and Manchester United

@DangerousMoz: @NormanWhiteside what's the biggest animal you reckon you could beat up with your bare hands?” Yeti :)

— Norman Whiteside (@NormanWhiteside) September 9, 2013

and Darren Eadie, ex-Norwich City

@HarryNCFC: @eadie11 what was it like playing against Ipswich? #askeadie” you mean winning not playing?

— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) September 11, 2013

Suspense of the Week

Kenwyne Jones, Stoke City

Life is

— Kenwyne j Jones (@KJ9nes) September 11, 2013

Time Well Spent of the Week

Jamie McGuire, Mansfield Town

Yessss found my name on coke bottle bin looking for ages #shareacokewithjamie #bigkid pic.twitter.com/RYkF0WZxGC

— jamie mcguire (@JAMIEMCGUIRE18) September 12, 2013

Illusion-Shatterer of the Week

Harry the Hornet, Watford mascot

First time I've used the heated seats in the car in ages #coldtoday

— OfficialHarryHornet (@1HHornet) September 9, 2013

But…but…don’t hornets fly?

Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!