Tweets of the Week: Tyldesley cringe-fest, Mertesacker Twitter comeback, Moose v Hornet and more!

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Pie… Celebratory (Image: Twitter/Réda Johnson)

Per Mertesacker Twitter comeback! Rio Ferdinand nonsensical comeback! Clive Tyldesley picks his top “what the feck is that?” albums! Is it Tweets of the Week? Yes. Yes it is…

Twitter Comeback of the Week

Per Mertesacker, Arsenal

You asked for it … BFG listened :) I will be back on twitter. Let's see if I can handle this one. More tonight. BFG

— Per Mertesacker (@mertesacker) January 16, 2014

Welcome back @mertesacker …better keep your wits about you at all times now!! #BFG pic.twitter.com/DNRLERaVHk

— Aaron Ramsey (@aaronramsey) January 16, 2014

@aaronramsey @mertesacker welcome my friend #tallestmanontwitter #HappyBirthdaySuperNick I like that hashtag

— Nicklas Bendtner (@bendtnerb52) January 16, 2014

@bendtnerb52 @mertesacker haha #HappyBirthdaySuperNick

— Aaron Ramsey (@aaronramsey) January 16, 2014

Nonsensical Comeback of the Week

“Ya mums know what time it is son!” – Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United

"@Nithiel: @rioferdy5 Great idea about Fergie's watch btw." > the least he deserved we'd all say! Classy timepiece!

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) January 16, 2014

"@fitzo24: @rioferdy5 @Nithiel can you even tell the time rio?" > ya mums know what time it is son!

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) January 16, 2014

Practical Suggestion of the Week

Rob Palmer, Sky Sports

Maybe City fans should grant Dr Allam a letter for every good deed? Sign Jelavic – Give him a T. Land Long – Give him an I. Etc.

— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) January 14, 2014

Musical Reference of the Week

Matthew Stanger, Football 365

It could work out well for Hull if the owner walks away. No Allams and no surprises.

— Matthew Stanger (@MatthewStanger) January 14, 2014

Proper Football Couple of the Week

Jordan Obita, Reading and Scarlet-Olivia Ablett, daughter of the late Gary Ablett, the only man ever to win the FA Cup with both Liverpool and Everton

@ReadingFC: .@JordanObita Obita has been hailed as 'exceptional' by manager Nigel Adkins: http://t.co/fUBHImXgr3” that's my boy

— Scarlet-OliviaAblett (@AblettScarlet) January 14, 2014

Competition of the Week

Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers

Comp: Predict the exact day Alan Brazil's head will explode ?

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) January 14, 2014

Opportunist of the Week

Jaydon Gibbs, Aldershot Town

Happy birthday to my wonderful sister @YasWabara big 16! Growing up too fast

— Reece Wabara (@ReeceWabara) January 14, 2014

@ReeceWabara: Happy birthday to my wonderful sister @YasWabara big 16! Growing up too fast”<<< 16 yea

— Jaydon Gibbs (@Jaydon_P_Gibbs) January 14, 2014

@Jaydon_P_Gibbs allow it u punk

— Reece Wabara (@ReeceWabara) January 14, 2014

Cringe-Fest of the Week

Clive Tyldesley, ITV commentator

Enough football already! Nominations for album that knocked you out the first time you heard it – no1 K and D sessions/Kruder + Dorfmeister

— Clive Tyldesley (@CliveTyldesley) January 14, 2014

Got to be 'like nothing I've ever heard before'… Thick As A brick – Sigh No More – Signing Off – Talking Book – For Your Pleasure…

— Clive Tyldesley (@CliveTyldesley) January 14, 2014

… Hunky Dory – Miseducation of Lauryn Hill – Begin to Hope/Regina – Frankie Goes to Hollywood… 'what the feck is that' albums…

— Clive Tyldesley (@CliveTyldesley) January 14, 2014

Imperial Bedroom/Elvis – SoulIISoul 1 – Northern Soul/M People – Blue/Joni – Bat Out of Hell – Eminem – not growers… first time smackers..

— Clive Tyldesley (@CliveTyldesley) January 14, 2014

Nnnnnngggggghhhhh.

Nemeses of the Week

Ian ‘Moose’ Abrahams, talkSPORT and Harry the Hornet, Watford mascot

First time at Vicarage Road tonight since the building work began, looks really strange pic.twitter.com/3r3YlFWlhs

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) January 14, 2014

@BroadcastMoose you will be sitting near me later #annoyingharry

— OfficialHarryHornet (@1HHornet) January 14, 2014

@1HHornet: you will be sitting near me later #annoyingharry ” if you bang that drum, I'll shove the sticks where the sun dont shine !

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) January 14, 2014

@BroadcastMoose I have no idea what you mean 'cough, cough' yellow army #lovemereally

— OfficialHarryHornet (@1HHornet) January 14, 2014

Tardy Gratitude of the Week

Ex-Aston Villa duo Darren Byfield and Reuben Hazell, to Manchester City’s Joleon Lescott for sorting them tickets for the Villa v Arsenal game on Monday

Hey @JoleonLescott thanks for sorting the tickets for the Arsenal game bro,and well played last night

— darrenbyfield (@darrenbyfield) January 16, 2014

@darrenbyfield to late bruv. You and @ReubenHazell are the same, talk to the hand

— Joleon Lescott (@JoleonLescott) January 16, 2014

@JoleonLescott: @darrenbyfield to late bruv. You and @ReubenHazell are the same, talk to the hand ✋”>>>hold on,has he said thank you yet

— darrenbyfield (@darrenbyfield) January 16, 2014

@darrenbyfield @JoleonLescott leave off lads I'm nothing to do with this argument and my manners are immaculate brought up properly!!!

— ReubenHazell (@ReubenHazell) January 16, 2014

@ReubenHazell @darrenbyfield both as bad as each other. And no Daz I'm still waitin for a thank you.

— Joleon Lescott (@JoleonLescott) January 16, 2014

@JoleonLescott @darrenbyfield let me teach you both something about courtesy. My next tweet is the exact message to Jo. #watchthemanners

— ReubenHazell (@ReubenHazell) January 16, 2014

@JoleonLescott @darrenbyfield Morning Jol, can you see if you can get me some tickets for Villa v Arsenal Monday please. ……..p.t.o

— ReubenHazell (@ReubenHazell) January 16, 2014

@JoleonLescott @darrenbyfield I'll be grateful for 2 but if you can get more even better. Thanks. You see guys thanks in advance u call it

— ReubenHazell (@ReubenHazell) January 16, 2014

Celebratory Pie of the Week

That shared by Réda Johnson, Sheffield Wednesday, after the Owls’ 6-0 win over Leeds United

Haha look at what someone send me. wednesday fans are so funny .love it… pic.twitter.com/qvH33PplIk

— Reda JOHNSON (@JohnsonReda) January 13, 2014

Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!

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