Tweets of the Week: Collymore Sun trouble, Ray Parlour lingerie, Man U pens and more!

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Alves… Looking good (Image: Twitter/Daniel Alves)

Stan Collymore Sun trouble! Ray Parlour lingerie question! Manchester United penalties fiasco! Is it Tweets of the Week? It most certainly isn’t not…

Disturbing Image of the Week

David Moyes as Miley Cyrus

Get in! Been waiting all night to post this!! #CapitalOneCup #moyesin #MUFCvSUN pic.twitter.com/G2MO4LosiH

— Craig Perry (@Perrinho) January 22, 2014

Weird Joke of the Week

Kevin Horlock, ex-Ipswich Town, Manchester City, Swindon Town and West Ham United

My mate just said he saw the Man United players playing football with a cat,he was just about to call the RSPCA but the cat went 1 nil up…

— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) January 23, 2014

Eh?

West Ham Fan of the Week

Rob Shepherd, former Daily Express editor

Congratulations to Sunderland . High praise to Poyet who despite relegation pressure has gone for cup glory unlike certain other clubs

— Rob Shepherd (@robshepherd5) January 23, 2014

Stationer of the Week

Gary Neville, Sky Sports

And human error! THATS WHY THEY PUT RUBBERS ON THE END OF PENCILS!

— Gary Neville (@GNev2) January 23, 2014

@GNev2: And human error! THATS WHY THEY PUT RUBBERS ON THE END OF PENCILS!” People expect perfection that's why they made pens

— Ryan Slater (@ryanslater0) January 23, 2014

@ryanslater0:THATS WHY THEY PUT RUBBERS ON THE END OF PENCILS!” People expect perfection that's why they made pens”.— And then tippex!!

— Gary Neville (@GNev2) January 23, 2014

Insight into Standard Tabloid Journalism Practices of the Week

Stan Collymore, talkSPORT

The Sun reporter who's sat outside my house today, and hassled people close to me, offering ££ for stories. pic.twitter.com/qVT6qaxvzB

— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) January 23, 2014

Instructions of the Week

Stan Collymore, talkSPORT

Ride a Keane challenge, don't BUCKLE UNDER IT. pic.twitter.com/ubP3ACcmLk

— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) January 20, 2014

TRY to use skill to stand on your feet, don't DIVE OR CHEAT. pic.twitter.com/07xCA9ODFW

— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) January 20, 2014

Curiosity of the Week

Ray Parlour, ex-Arsenal

Do you think it’s appropriate to buy a female friend(not a lover) lingerie for her birthday? It’s just I fancy a ramble around Ann Summers.

— Ray Parlour (@ray_parlour) January 22, 2014

Cheap Knockoff of the Week

12 Years of Slave, as seen by Aaron Tshibola, Reading

12 years of slave…. Wow

— Aaron Tshibola (@AaronTshibola8) January 21, 2014

Style Guru of the Week

Daniel Alves, Barcelona

Gracias a Nabil Royaums por el regalo pic.twitter.com/ro7AUpYvwu

— Daniel Alves (@DaniAlvesD2) January 22, 2014

Embattled Husband of the Week

Clarke Carlisle, ex-Blackpool, Burnley and Queens Park Rangers

Give me a break! Just packing for work in London and asked Mrs C, "What do I usually forget?" "My birthday, our anniversary…" #Really

— Clarke Carlisle (@clarkecarlisle5) January 23, 2014

Unlikely Friendship of the Week

Robert Earnshaw, Toronto FC and Richard Keys, ex-Sky Sports

@richardajkeys I hope you are well and enjoying Doha sir.

— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) January 16, 2014

@RobertEarnshaw all good. When are you coming to see us? Let me know when you're free?

— Richard Keys (@richardajkeys) January 17, 2014

Inevitable Hook-Up of the Week

Jennifer Aniston with Jan Aage Fjortoft, ex-Barnsley, Middlesbrough, Sheffield United and Swindon Town

@dm055y: @JanAageFjortoft Dante to United Jan, that's doing the rounds now?” Won't happen

— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) January 21, 2014

@JanAageFjortoft: “@dm055y: @JanAageFjortoft Dante to United Jan, that's doing the rounds now?” Won't happen”. JAN LET US DREAM PLEASE!!

— Gary Neville (@GNev2) January 21, 2014

@GNev2 Sorry mate! Should have known how you feel! I dream about Jennifer Aniston. And that WILL happen

— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) January 21, 2014

Those were our Tweets of the Week. Join us on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!

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