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Tweets of the Week: Bale to Real, Barton to Everton, Gibson wedding and more!

Including perhaps Richard Keys's most hypocritical comment to date.

Darron Gibson's wedding
Dogs… Resevoir (Image: D_Gibson4 / Twitter)

Tweets! Of! The! Week!

Yes!

Pot, Kettle, Black of the Week

Richard Keys, ex-Sky Sports

Could somebody please explain to me how Jeremy Hunt is still in a job? He is a walking disaster.

— Richard Keys (@richardajkeys) August 1, 2013

Taking It Badly of the Week

SPURStalk

'Real always get their man' with a chuckle and an 'Oh what are they like….'. I hate the British press sometimes. Grow a backbone

— SPURStalk (@SPURS_talk_) August 1, 2013

@BroadcastMoose Your 'source' is talking out of his backside. Favouriting this to remind you in a months time

— SPURStalk (@SPURS_talk_) July 30, 2013

Vague Source of the Week

Spain

Before I tweet about Gareth Bale -quick word on Utd and Cesc Fabregas. I'm told from Spain if that doesnt happen,Utd's 2nd choice is Modric

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) July 30, 2013

Spoof Account of the Week

USA Soccer Guy

Is Garth Bale Bernabowl bound? @msnsport: http://t.co/oCsvCnxwdj #whitespurs #FranchiseEnhancementWindow

— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) July 29, 2013

Daydreamer of the Week

Ben Osborn, Nottingham Forest

If I was the richest man in the world i'd buy Garethh Bale for £200 million and just make him do jobs around my mansion.

— Ben Osborn (@OsbornOn1) July 31, 2013

Arf! of the Week

Brendan Rodgers has said he will not sell Luis Suarez to one of Liverpool's closest rivals, which rules Swansea and WBA out of the running

— John NOT Terry (@BigJohnTerry) July 31, 2013

Photoshop of the Week

I WANT TO BREAK FREE #Suarez pic.twitter.com/GQmh1jTmYb

— Joe Tilley (@Tilley_96) July 30, 2013

“Come and Get Me” Plea of the Week

Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers

Once a blue…

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) July 31, 2013

Response to Neville Southall Comparing Your Playing Style to Forrest Gump of the Week

Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers

I aint gonna attack Big Nev, fuck that. If he thinks I'm Forest Gump, sound. I'm just made up he knows who I am. I loved him as a player.

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) July 31, 2013

Response to Response to Neville Southall Comparing Your Playing Style to Forrest Gump of the Week of the Week

@Joey7Barton you should take it as a massive compliment as let's be honest you're not as quick as Forest Gump. #keepitreal

— Craig Honeyman (@Craig_Honeyman) July 31, 2013

Well, Duh! of the Week

Guillem Balague, heresay peddler

Denis Suarez not even on the bench. Clearly City is not the place to develop at the moment. Pellegrini wants the top guys to lead

— Guillem Balague (@GuillemBalague) July 31, 2013

Correction of the Week

Gary Linekar Lineker

@ZapperTheRapper: @GaryLineker @WileyUpdates shut it Linekar you fucking slag” < It's Lineker

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 27, 2013

Reservoir Dogs of the Week

Darron Gibson, Wayne Rooney and co.

Lads lookin slick at my weddin @Sweetboi_77 @feeney20 @WayneRooney @Russler10 pic.twitter.com/bSNMEFrn3D

— Darron Gibson (@D_gibson4) July 29, 2013

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