This week’s most boring tweets: Enrique, Ashton, Holt, Huckerby, O’Hara, De Laet

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Former Norwich City, Crewe Alexandra and West Ham United centre-forward Dean Ashton
Ashton… Nice bit of breakfast with the wife (Img: Keven Law)

Twitter has opened up many doors, but a fair few of them lead straight into a footballer tweeting something so mind-numbingly inane that you just want break down and cry at what is becoming of the world. Here are some examples of such from the past week…

Jamie O’Hara

The sidelined Wolverhampton Wanderers midfielder didn’t realise how cold it’s getting…

Football Burp says...says… Yowsers!

Craig Eastmond

The Colchester United midfielder, on loan from Arsenal, was watching a Championship tussle…(although he presumably took his eye off the game to send this important update to his followers)…

Football Burp says...says… Zoiks!

He then embarked upon the following adventure…

Football Burp says...says… Waaaarrrggghhh!

Ritchie De Laet

The Leicester City defender was in insightful mood…

Football Burp says...says… Gadzooks!

Max Rushden

The Soccer AM presenter felt compelled to write…

Football Burp says...says… Unbelievable, Jeff!

Jose Enrique

The Liverpool left-back had some shock news…

Football Burp says...says… Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay!

Darren Huckerby

The former Norwich City forward was a celebrity for a bit, should you choose to disingenuously read his tweet that way…

Football Burp says...says… What was it like?

Louis Saha

The Sunderland striker is learning Spanish…

Football Burp says...says… No Spanish for us, Louis?

Britt Assombalonga

The Southend United forward, on loan from Watford, was experiencing a first world problem…

Football Burp says...says… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Grant Holt

The Norwich City centre-forward was having breakfast with Mrs Holt…

Football Burp says...says… See?

Dean Ashton

This week’s Boring Award goes to former Crewe Alexandra, Norwich City and West Ham United forward Dean Ashton, whose Q&A session turned up the following revelations…

…and the following confusing one…

Congratulations to Dean!

Have you spotted any especially boring footballers’ tweets lately? Have your say in the comments section below…

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