Insults and abuse as the Aston Villa star turns down place in the squad for England friendly.
Jokes, trees, fashion, Sky Sports, Suárez and more!
Multiple tweets for multiple pitch invasions during the FA Cup quarter-final clash.
Man Utd forward-cum-midfielder ends goal drought in cheaty fashion.
Plenty of celebrity lookalikes proffered, not to mention barbed evaluation of his earnestly wide-eyed on-screen demeanour.
Cavalier promises made just before the Liverpool striker scored the winning goal against Spurs.
Coca Cola Carling Worthington's League Cup semi descends into farce.