Funny Football Tweets: Cazorla, Le Fondre, Sandro, Neville, Aldridge and several others!

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Arsenal midfielder Santi Cazorla
Cazorla… Who is he? (Img: doilacara)

Allow Football Burp to take you back over the week via the cherished medium of funny football tweets…

Liverpool Fan of the Week

John Aldridge, ex-Liverpool

All goals shoulda been stopped and the ref decision not to give sturridge a foul before their 2nd goal baffled every1 but good luck Oldham

— John Aldridge (@Realaldo474) January 27, 2013

Dickov Ribbing of the Week

Steven Reid, West Bromwich Albion

@rioferdy5 Nuisance of a striker to play WITH!

— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) January 27, 2013

Time-Wasters of the Week

These England fans

Already hearing that some #eng fans are planning a road-trip to France to support Beckham at Paris St-Germain

— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) January 31, 2013

Identity Crisis of the Week

Santi Cazorla, Arsenal

Who am I?? Quien soy yo?? ow.ly/i/1rjQC

— Santi Cazorla (@19SCazorla) January 29, 2013

Professional of the Week

Adam Le Fondre, Reading

I’m slowly falling in love with strawberry liquorice!! #yumyum

— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) January 29, 2013

“Don’t Hold Your Breath” of the Week

Steven Pienaar, Everton

Deadlineday is crazy hope we get some players in

— Steven Pienaar (@therealstevenpi) January 31, 2013

15 min left lets see if something special will happen

— Steven Pienaar (@therealstevenpi) January 31, 2013

Shock Outcome of the Week

Sammy Ameobi, Newcastle United

Even did a French v rest of the world in training this morning…we smashed them 5-0 #thatsawkward

— Samuel Ameobi (@Sammy_Ameobi) January 31, 2013

Style Guru of the Week

Jody Morris, Bristol City

That wind was having a right go at moving Brad Jones hair…that amount of Gel wasn’t having it though… #FirmHold

— jody morris (@morriskid) January 27, 2013

Style Guru of the Week II

Alan Hutton, Real Mallorca (on loan from Aston Villa), as observed by Noel Hunt, Reading

Wow did Hutton forget to take his Flight Pillow off for the interview or does he think Mallorca is in the North Pole! twitter.com/boyhunt/status…

— Noel hunt (@boyhunt) January 29, 2013

Twitter Comeback of the Week

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Balotelli has agreed to join AC Milan subject to a medical tomorrow. Intrigued to know what they’ll find in his head

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) January 29, 2013

Science Buff of the Week

John Lundstram, Everton

I’m into Brian Cox more than David Attenborough yeno he’s a sick man!!

— John Lundstram (@JohnLunny33) January 27, 2013

Conflicting Opinions of the Week

Richard Keys, talkSPORT and Carlos Cuellar, Sunderland

Is it me or is Top Gear getting a little bit too silly?

— Richard Keys (@tSKeysandGray) January 27, 2013

#topgear ha ha it is so funny

— Carlos Cuellar (@Cuellar24) January 27, 2013

“Eh?” of the Week

Robert Earnshaw, Cardiff City

Show me who you really are so I know where to put you.

— Robert Earnshaw (@RobertEarnshaw) January 29, 2013

FIFA Drama of the Week

Brad Smith, Liverpool

Wow bullied in 90th min by @nathanquirk twitter.com/bradsmith_94/s…

— brad smith (@bradsmith_94) January 29, 2013

Oddly Successful Fisherman of the Day

Devante Cole, Manchester City

Got your girl on my line world on my line

— Coley-Cole (@DevanteeeCole) January 29, 2013

Scouse Slang of the Week

Phil Neville, Everton

@tim_cahill @duncanross10geg out mate ur not involved pal get back to ur pre season

— phil neville18 (@fizzer18) January 29, 2013

Ongoing Series of the Week

Rodney Marsh, ex-Manchester City, Queens Park Rangers and Fulham

Unappreciated people No 43: The man who videotaped the first man on the moon climbing down the space ship ladder.

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) January 30, 2013

Fashionistas of the Week

Franny Lee and Mike Summerbee, ex-Manchester City

I’ve given my profile a facelift… See what you think Fleeps!

— Franny Lee (@FrannyLee7) January 30, 2013

Some mixed responses to my shirts on my new pics! They are handmade by world famous shirt maker, Mike Summerbee!

— Franny Lee (@FrannyLee7) January 30, 2013

Command of the Week

Andre Wisdom, Liverpool

To many internet gangstas, see me on road n tell me wagwarn!

— andre wisdom (@andrewisdom47x) January 31, 2013

Transfer Rumour of the Week

Bob Mortimer

#TransferDeadlineDayJohn Humphries to sign for Boro “if he starts me I’ll finish”

— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) January 31, 2013

Frank Bruno Encounter of the Week

Steve Walsh, ex-Leicester City and Wigan Athletic

Knocked big Frank sparko Sat night!!! twitter.com/SteveWalsh5/st…

— Steve Walsh (@SteveWalsh5) January 31, 2013

Optimist of the Week

Billy Sharp, Nottingham Forest (on loan from Southampton)

Could this be the score. Ha ha twitter.com/billysharp10/s…

— billy sharp (@billysharp10) January 30, 2013

Shower Man of the Week

Luke Dobie, Bristol City

Bath is the sickest most unusual place I’ve ever been too in my life.

— Luke Dobie (@LukeJDobie) January 30, 2013

Gross Scar of the Week

Sandro Raniere, Tottenham Hotspur

My stitches are out!! Lets go! twitter.com/sandroraniere/…

— Sandro Raniere (@sandroraniere) January 30, 2013

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