Football Tweets of the Weekend: Moyes, Samba, Mulumbu, Michu and more!

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David Moyes
Moyes… Lad of the Weekend II (Image: Jason Gulledge)

Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend are good for you, so ruddy well have some…

Hitting Back at the Critics of the Weekend

Christopher Samba, Queens Park Rangers

Before I go tonight I just wanna say I see alot of you talk about I shouldn’t say sorry,well when I’m wrong I’m wrong I hold my hands up

— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013

Then 2nd of all to all you keep talking about 100 k performance,tell me what is a 100k performance?we as players go out and give our all

— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013

We do are best every week,what I get payed has nothing to do with any of you,as for my price tag I didn’t put a price on my head,grow up pls

— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013

U all moan about players and wages,but we don’t just entertain u we entertain millions around the world,with out us what would u tweet about

— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013

We play this sport as players that we love but also is a job,we keep millions happy on a sat,we get payed to entertain u all

— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013

Just some most then others hope u understand,fed up with the money tweets get over it and support the team,good nite

— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) April 1, 2013

Team With a Hole in the Middle of the Weekend

Scunthorpe (see what we did there?)

4 – Scunthorpe have kept only four clean sheets this season, fewer than any other side in the Football League. Gaps.

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) April 1, 2013

PR Campaign of the Weekend

Sunderland’s press officer gets to work ahead of Di Canio’s unveiling (via @mellbergsbeard): twitter.com/mellbergsbeard…

— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) April 1, 2013

Good Shout of the Weekend

Arseblog

Presumably a manager’s past and politics are only relevant when they get a job in the Premier League.

— arseblog (@arseblog) April 1, 2013

Good Shout of the Weekend

Rhys McCabe, Sheffield Wednesday

Soul destroying watching football

— rhys mccabe (@rhysmccabe16) April 1, 2013

Apology of the Weekend

Youssouf Mulumbu, West Bromwich Albion

I’m Really sorry about what I happen this afternoon it doesn’t look like me.not a good exemple for the Kids and all the WBA’s supporter…

— Youssouf Mulumbu (@mulumbuofficial) March 30, 2013

Statler and Waldorf of the Weekend

Brian Greenhoff, ex-Leeds United

The Leeds game just got better, it’s half time.

— Brian Greenhoff (@hoffgreen) April 1, 2013

Leader of the Weekend

Michu, Swansea City

Gym or football on the sofa??? Decisions, decisions…

— Wayne Routledge (@WayneRoutledge) April 1, 2013

@wayneroutledge GYM HO!!!!

— Michu (@Michuoviedo) April 1, 2013

Vamos! “@michuoviedo: @wayneroutledge GYM HO!!!!”

— Wayne Routledge (@WayneRoutledge) April 1, 2013

“Er, By Winning?” of the Weekend

Phil Thompson, ex-Liverpool

Wigan at it again precious 3 points,how do they do it?

— Phil Thompson (@Phil_Thompson4) March 30, 2013

Zing! of the Weekend

Shaka Hislop, ex-Reading, Newcastle United, West Ham United and Portsmouth goalkeeper

5-0. Half-time. Seeing if anyone playing for Hamburg wears my size, I’m a better defender than anyone Hamburg have out there.

— Shaka Hislop (@ShakaHislop) March 30, 2013

Smooth Talker of the Weekend

Chris Kamara, Sky Sports

45 mins comatose in hotel steam room,Lady asked if I was still alive?”Nothing mouth2mouth wouldn’t cure I said”thankfully she giggled#notpc

— Chris Kamara (@chris_kammy) March 29, 2013

Resolution of the Weekend

Kei Kamara, Norwich City

Yes tonight I must eat out. My kitchen has see too much of me recently.

— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) April 1, 2013

Insouciance of the Weekend

Ravel Morrison, Birmingham City (on loan from West Ham United)

just been in a car crash legs and arms are killing

— ravel (@morrisonravel) March 30, 2013

Justin Timberlake Lyrics of the Weekend

Nico Yennaris, Arsenal

Everybody’s looking for the flyest thing to say, but i just want to fly away with you you you..

— Nico Yennaris (@Nico_Yennaris) March 29, 2013

Autograph Hunter of the Weekend

Sat in hotel room waiting to head to Goodison Park. This stupid bird has flown into the window about 100 times! twitter.com/themichaelowen…

— michael owen (@themichaelowen) March 30, 2013

Everyday Struggle of the Weekend

Derrick Williams, Aston Villa

Elevators are so awkward

— Derrick Williams (@DerickWilliams_) March 30, 2013

Seems Unfair on the First Few Tweets of the Weekend

Simeon Jackson, Norwich City

Right I’m gonna scroll down this page of tweets and put my finger down.. Who’s ever tweet it stops on wins

— Simeon Jackson (@JacksonSimeon) April 1, 2013

Gambler of the Weekend

John Aldridge, ex-Liverpool

A great comeback yesterday DelightedI hope you all had Ste G last goal 13/2??I also had villa h/t Liverpool f/t 20/1Goodday all round

— John Aldridge (@Realaldo474) April 1, 2013

Enthusiasm of the Weekend

Colchester United

GOOOOAALLLL!

— Colchester United FC (@ColU_Official) April 1, 2013

Thinking Aloud of the Weekend

Moses Ashikodi, Ebbsfleet United

NO I didn’t pick up because I was busy I just didn’t wanna talk to you to be honest you talk shit

— moses ashikodi (@MosesAshikodi) March 30, 2013

Thinking Aloud of the Weekend II

Kei Kamara, Norwich City

Why is it that every nite b4 I fall asleep all I think about is how much Bfast am going to eat when I wake up?Eggs/toast wit PB&J/Oatmeal.

— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) April 1, 2013

Lad of the Weekend

Darren Huckerby, ex-Norwich City, Coventry City, Leeds United, Manchester City and Newcastle United

Mrs Hucks is gonna be fuming when she finds out Champions League is back on tomorrow! #Unlucky

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) April 1, 2013

Lad of the Weekend II

David Moyes, Everton

Moyes is SCOUSE twitter.com/EFC_Everton/st…

— Everton Supporters (@EFC_Everton) March 30, 2013

Comparison of the Weekend

Mark Robinson, Whitby Town

Me and Jesus have a lot in common.We both like getting hammered on Friday and waking up on Sunday.

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) April 1, 2013

Solution of the Weekend

Regi Blinker, ex-Celtic and Sheffield Wednesday

This will keep my flying nerves down… #bonaire #klm twitter.com/RegiBlinker/st…

— Regi Blinker (@RegiBlinker) March 30, 2013

Accidental Partridge of the Weekend

Oliver Holt, Daily Mirror

But the FA say time and time again they have a ‘zero tolerance’ policy on racism. So what exactly does that mean? Something? Or nothing?

— Oliver Holt (@OllieHolt22) March 30, 2013

Accidental Partridge of the Weekend II

Mark Bright, ex-Crystal Palace and Sheffield Wednesday

Oh dear, Norwich City, 2 wins in the last 15 games, Swans, Arsenal, Reading & Stoke in April, as they say on the tube”mind the gap” 4pts.

— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) March 30, 2013

Seeking ‘Experienced’ Lady of the Weekend

Derrick Williams, Aston Villa

Any suga mommas out there wana get some food

— Derrick Williams (@DerickWilliams_) March 30, 2013

Bizarre Exchange of the Weekend

Leon McKenzie, Corby Town, and one Leon VanWinkel Semen

We all get distracted, the question is would you bounce back or bounce backwards ? #keepmovingforward!

— BIG McK (@LeonMckenzie1) March 30, 2013

@leonmckenzie1 personally I would assess why I’m bouncing, control that first and then move things forwards slowly.. In a controlled manner.

— Leon VanWinkel Semen (@skijumptoes) March 30, 2013

@skijumptoes True. It’s lyrics from a song but I guess sometimes we don’t have control in which song means by bounce but move forward.

— BIG McK (@LeonMckenzie1) March 30, 2013

@leonmckenzie1 well, would you rather be a Tigger or a Pooh?There’s some amazing philosophies in those books which can be learnt from.

— Leon VanWinkel Semen (@skijumptoes) March 30, 2013

@leonmckenzie1 I run a naked yoga class in Costessey, where we ask for people to bounce like Tigger as a form of stress relief.#ItWorks

— Leon VanWinkel Semen (@skijumptoes) March 30, 2013

@skijumptoes haha! I’ve not walked your path nor u mine so who knows.

— BIG McK (@LeonMckenzie1) March 30, 2013

Q&A of the Weekend

Robert Snodgrass, Norwich City

“@jamiemcevoy: @robsnodgrass7 who you most excited about playing in the championship next season?”That’s a new joke ……. Zzzzzz

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013

“@ncfctaws: @robsnodgrass7 faster? You or @keikamara ?”@keikamara but I am longer in the shower hes out quite quick

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013

“@chris72600702: @robsnodgrass7 If you could change one thing about football?”Make the goals bigger

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013

“@norwichcity1: @robsnodgrass7 what would you like to have been if you didn’t become a professional footballer?”The £1 fish man

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013

“@shanedoh_: @robsnodgrass7 Who is the funniest guy on the team?” Marc Tierney is got some slow and fast jokes and has some great voices

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013

“@themightysteed: @robsnodgrass7 6 fingers or 5?”10 fingers

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) April 1, 2013

Happy Easter, Everyone! of the Weekend

Matt Le Tissier and Jeff Stelling, Sky Sports

@stellingjeff preparing for the show. Think hes fell off the diet wagontwitter.com/mattletiss7/st…

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) March 30, 2013

Tune in on Friday for Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week!

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