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Football Tweets of the Weekend: Mings, Tyldesley, Dixon, Whiteside, Gibson and many more!

By Jonny Abrams

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Darron Gibson
Gibson… Happy (Img: Tomasz Przechlewski)

Go on then, have a butcher’s at Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend…

“Must Be March Again” of the Weekend

Bruno Andrade, Wycombe Wanderers (on loan from Queens Park Rangers) and Craig Beattie, Barnet

Wigan are actually a decent team

— Bruno Andrade (@Brunsky36) March 17, 2013

I love watching wigan! young side, free flowing possesion soccer with lots of movement and maloney n @jamesmcarthur16 running games!

— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) March 17, 2013

Great Minds of the Weekend

Jack Ainsley, Chelmsford City (on loan from Ipswich Town) and Terry McDermott, ex-Liverpool and Newcastle United, in reference to Callum McManaman’s horror tackle on Massadio Haidara

If that’s not a red then I don’t know what is!! Terrible tackle

— Jack Ainsley (@Jackains) March 17, 2013

If that’s not a Red Card tackle I don’t know what is #supersunday

— Terry McDermott (@TerryMac777) March 17, 2013

Living the Dream of the Weekend

Kei Kamara, Norwich City

Wes told me we’ll 2 do the Irish jig when he scored 2day so I made sure he did ;) & I had the pleasure 2 do the jig wit an Irish Man #Dreams

— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) March 17, 2013

Alan Pardew Lookalike of the Weekend

Barney Ronay, The Guardian

Alan Pardew looks like the kind of middle aged man who turns up on Britain’s Got Talent and talks about what an amazing journey he’s on

— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) March 17, 2013

Alan Pardew Lookalike of the Weekend II

Wes Foderingham, Swindon Town

Alan Pardew looks like he slept rough last night

— Wes Foderingham (@wes_foderingham) March 17, 2013

Did He Just Call Him a Duck? of the Weekend

Mehdi Abeid, St. Johnstone (on loan from Newcastle United)

@ycabayeofficiel mon canard comment sa va ?

— mehdi abeid (@reelM_abeid) March 17, 2013

Arsenal Fan of the Weekend

Darren Byfield, Tamworth

Fuuuuuullllllllhhhhhhhaaaaammmmmmm

— darrenbyfield (@darrenbyfield) March 17, 2013

Gesture of the Weekend

Tyrone Mings, Ipswich Town

@blutris89 can u get to Portman road?

— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) March 16, 2013

@blutris89 ill leave you a ticket at the ticket office if any spare. Let u know at 1.30

— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) March 16, 2013

@blutris89 left u 2 tickets under the name tris monk. Shouldn’t miss a game cos u can’t afford it #ITFC

— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) March 16, 2013

@blutris89 no problem. Hope you made the game and had a good day #ITFC

— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) March 16, 2013

Ian Wright liked this…

“@tyronemings1: @blutris89 left u 2 tickets under the name tris monk. Shouldn’t miss a game cos u can’t afford it #ITFC” What a dude!

— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) March 17, 2013

Telling Steve Sidwell Retweet of the Weekend

“@jolly_paul: Everything is pointing to Sunderland getting relegated”hope so can’t stand oneil

— Danny don (@Dannydon10) March 17, 2013

Erm… of the Weekend

Liam Moore, Brentford (on loan from Leicester City)

Dropped in to @jeffrey_schlupp for a casual do-do. Left with a sore ass!! Had to use kitchen towel instead of toilet paper #teamrags #affy

— Liam Moore (@liammoore93) March 17, 2013

Code-Cracker of the Weekend

Kevin Horlock, ex-Manchester City

Am I right in thinking when people put “someone DM me I’m bored” it really means “someone DM me I’m horny”

— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) March 17, 2013

Invitation of the Weekend

@kevinhorlock6 Kev DM me!

— Andy MacNab (@MacNab63) March 17, 2013

University Fresher of the Weekend

Lee Dixon, ex-Arsenal

Thanks all for my birthday messages. Off out to sniff some tequila !

—Lee Dixon (@LeeDixon2) March 17, 2013

Chortle! of the Weekend

Clive Tyldesley, ITV

Just had lunch with my daughter in Cardiff. Why is everybody there smiling?

— Clive Tyldesley (@CliveTyldesley) March 17, 2013

Bloomfield Road Diss of the Weekend

Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United

Wow legs are hanging this morning, that Blackpool pitch my word, I thought I’ve seen it all at #AFCON #unbelievablejeff

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) March 17, 2013

Hang Over Cure of the Weekend

Norman Whiteside, ex-Manchester United and Everton

“@alanhalsall: What is the best cure for a hangover??” twitter.com/NormanWhitesid…

— Norman Whiteside (@NormanWhiteside) March 17, 2013

Debate of the Weekend

Caolan Lavery, Southend United (on loan from Sheffield Wednesday)

Debate at training today…does the queen of England have a bank card?

— Caolan Lavery (@clavery13) March 17, 2013

Man Love of the Weekend

Shane Duffy, Everton

Seamus Coleman I love you!!

— Shane Duffy (@ShaneDuffy34) March 16, 2013

Gypo of the Weekend

Darron Gibson, Everton

You can tell @d_gibson4 is happy he’s got christy Moore blaring out on the way home!!! #gypo hahaha

— Chris Howard (@ChrisHoward_cas) March 16, 2013

“What I Did This Weekend” of the Weekend

George Lineker, son of Gary

Met a guy called Percy this weekend hahahaha

— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) March 17, 2013

OCD of the Weekend

Kemy Agustien, Swansea City

Twitter is like my fridge… I know there is nothing there but I check it every 10 minutes anyways.”

— kemy agustien (@KemyAgustien) March 16, 2013

Botched Attempt at Charity of the Weekend

Tommie Hoban, Watford

Most awkward convo ever with girl on phone for comic relief! With her dodgy Manc ascent and my inability to speak on the phone…

— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) March 15, 2013

Still not sure if my money has been donated or not lol

— Tommie Hoban (@tommiehoban05) March 15, 2013

Ice-Cool Temperament of the Weekend

Matt Le Tissier, ex-Southampton

“@gazz123: @mattletiss7 shut up you ignorant knobhead show some respect for ur colleagues and do your job”Ta for the follow

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) March 16, 2013

Just Wants a Teddy of the Weekend

Kevin Stewart, Tottenham Hotspur

Whats The Trick To Grabbing A Teddy Out Them Crane Machines??? Im Pulling My Hair Out!

— Kevin Stewart (@KevStewart93) March 17, 2013

Self-Deprecation of the Weekend

Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea

Exactly..Chelsea fans are specifically lenient towards their own!!!.never have I seen a homegrown player booed!And I had some bad games

— jody morris (@morriskid) March 17, 2013

Observation of the Weekend

Cameron Lancaster, Tottenham Hotspur

People use to pray before they ate a meal, now we take pictures of it.. Times change

— Cameron Lancaster (@CameronPL) March 17, 2013

twitter.com/CameronPL/stat…

— Cameron Lancaster (@CameronPL) March 17, 2013

NOM

— Cameron Lancaster (@CameronPL) March 17, 2013

Algerian Hockey Image of the Weekend

Algerian footballer Adlene Guedioura with the Algeria ice hockey jersey. #algeria #algerian #algerieinstagr.am/p/W90sotjMNw/

— Hockey Algeria(@Hockey_Algeria) March 17, 2013

All-Round Tweet of the Weekend

Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United

If my mum tripped over, 5 years ago I would have rushed to pick her up, now I’d rush to get my phone out to take a snap or record lol

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) March 17, 2013

Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!