Football Tweets of the Week: Ronaldo, Özil, Malouda, Michu and more!

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Costa Rican pineapple
Pineapple… Costa Rican (Image: @blue_scouse)

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See where we’re going with this? It’s…Football Tweets of the Week! Take it away, footballers!

“You Don’t Ask, You Don’t Get” of the Week

Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid and Jack Grealish, Aston Villa

All the news about my renewal with Real Madrid are false.

— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) June 13, 2013

@Cristiano come to the villa we all want u here haha!!

— Jack Grealish (@JackGrealish1) June 13, 2013

Sadly Since Deleted Tweet of the Week

Stan Collymore, ex-Aston Villa, Liverpool and Nottingham Forest

Stan Collymore eggs tweet

Football Burpsays: We saw the picture, and they were.

Competition Winner of the Week

Thomas Myhre, ex-Everton

Name the ex-Everton goalkeeper! #EFC pic.twitter.com/TLpptKkPfo

— TheEvertonForum.com (@TheEFCForum) June 13, 2013

@TheEFCForum: Name the ex-Everton goalkeeper! #EFC pic.twitter.com/lv7LUG4B7q” Me!

— Thomas H Myhre (@thmyhre) June 13, 2013

“Hurry Up and Sign for Another Team, Daddy!” of the Week

Florent Malouda’s daughter

Look what my daughter gave me today!!! It can be useful … pic.twitter.com/gu3Z6GINHn

— Florent Malouda (@realflorentm) June 13, 2013

Reading Too Much Into It of the Week

Paul Hayward, Telegraph

Man Utd tweets asking fans which players they would like the club to buy. The Ferguson era really is over.

— Paul Hayward (@_PaulHayward) June 10, 2013

@_PaulHayward they've done it before. It's not exactly like they're going to cast a vote and then bid for that player.

— Michael Cottom (@mikecottom77) June 10, 2013

Shopper of the Week

Neil Etheridge, Fulham

Size of the shopping receipt before our 2 day beach trip pic.twitter.com/0gfhyfnlEk

— Neil Etheridge (@Neil38Etheridge) June 10, 2013

“The Whacky World of…” of the Week

Michu, Swansea City

Pero todo buen asturiano,NO SABE DE RENDICIÓN!!!! pic.twitter.com/yuR1Hl5gfV

— Michu (@Michuoviedo) June 13, 2013

Rallying Cry of the Week

Chico Flores, Swansea City

I wanted to send a greeting to all the Swansea fans, enjoy the holidays. Have you desire to start the new season?… #Jackbastards

— Chico Flores (@ChicoFlores12) June 13, 2013

Defiance of the Week

Chloe Macdonald, daughter of Burton Albion’s Alex

Usually when's there is people about u get nervous about pooing.. Chloe just done a big shit infront of everyone around the pool.. #isright

— Alex Macdonald (@alexmacca11) June 13, 2013

TV Critic of the Week

Lee Molyneux, Accrington Stanley

Who give Paul O'Grady a show talking about anorexic dogs? Burns the eyes and his voice scours the ears. Next channel.

— Lee Molyneux (@Moly24) June 13, 2013

Fruity Tribute of the Week

This guy, to Everton’s Costa Rica international Bryan Oviedo

@Bryan_Oviedo I'm eating a Costa Rican pineapple in honour of you Bryan pic.twitter.com/UIiRCDc3La

— Ste (@blue_scouse) June 12, 2013

Wheel of Cundy of the Week

Jason Cundy, ex-Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur

#wheelofcundy pic.twitter.com/LcQMjqAxje

— Jason Victor Cundy (@jasoncundy05) June 12, 2013

Football Burpsays: Wheeeeel of Cundyyyy!

Disenfranchisement of the Week

Jorell Johnson, Watford youth

How comes I can't find my name on any Coke bottles?!?!

— Jorell Johnson (@JorellJohnson) June 12, 2013

Romantic of the Week

Mesut Özil, Real Madrid

The sexiest curve on her body is her smile….❤ http://t.co/NCZaG3PcSJ

— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) June 12, 2013

History Lesson of the Week

Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United

Probably the most unbelievable headline in history #LAD pic.twitter.com/tuEYxZYpqU

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 13, 2013

Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!

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