Koeman: “I’d welcome Rooney back to Everton as cover for Darron Gibson”

Dutchman on lookout for another balding, barrel-chested, deep-lying play-maker to ping the ball about a bit.

Stories27.10.16 09:07

VIDEO: Player booked for showboating in South African clash

Baroka's Sipho Moeti shown yellow card for bizarre rubber-legged antics.

Stories26.10.16 05:30

VIDEO: Two players’ boots tangled together in women’s match, penalty given

US college clash notable for entanglement that brings both players down.

Jokes25.10.16 08:29

More jokes after Chelsea 4-0 Manchester United

Fallout from Mourinho's heavy defeat at Stamford Bridge continues.

Jokes25.10.16 00:49

The best jokes as Ballon d’Or 2016 shortlist announced

With Leicester and West Ham players included, it's like no other.

Stories24.10.16 02:18

VIDEO: Sheffield United fan changes stands during goal celebration

Alter his view of the remainder of the 3-3 draw.

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Jokes24.10.16 01:44

The best jokes from Chelsea 4-0 Manchester United

Mourinho's unhappy return to Stamford Bridge.

Stories23.10.16 03:56

VIDEO: Duck on pitch during Bulgarian clash

Lands in one of the penalty areas in added time at the end of the first-half.

Stories21.10.16 11:53

Henri Lansbury: “I like dogs more than women”

"... and trust me, I like women."

Jokes20.10.16 02:01

The best jokes after Barcelona 4-0 Man City

New manager Pep Guardiola helpless on his return to former team.

Stories19.10.16 04:33

VIDEO: John Bishop bad joke battle with José Mourinho for Stand Up To Cancer

Manager can't cope with the idea of a sheep with no legs.

Stories18.10.16 06:11

VIDEO: Cat on pitch at Anfield before Liverpool vs United

Provided one of few highlights from the game.

Jokes18.10.16 05:31

The best jokes from over-hyped Monday night Liverpool 0-0 Manchester United

Big match live turned out to be a bit of a disappointment.

Stories16.10.16 23:11

VIDEO: Both players felled by simulated headbutt in Brazil

Quarrelling duo each try to get the other sent off by feigning injury.

Jokes14.10.16 21:56

The best Ched Evans not guilty jokes after retrial verdict

We've sorted through some of the more disturbing tweets so you don't have to!

Stories13.10.16 23:17

VIDEO: Fan hypnotised into wearing Real Madrid scarf on Spanish TV

Hypnotist roams football show's studio.