Hit Manchester United comedy set for successful second run

Manchester United comedy and tragedy depicted in dramatic mask form COMEDY AND TRAGEDY: Dramatic bedfellows (Image: Larry Yuma)

Central characters and themes to remain broadly similar despite new directorship. More...

Next Crystal Palace manager odds-on to be someone like this

Next Crystal Palace manager odds-on to be nonsensical

Pulis successor set to be some kind of absurd comedy figure, possibly a clown. More...

Alan Brazil

Alan Brazil still a grotesque waste of space

talkSPORT presenter remains every bit as stupid as he is inhumanly obese. More...

Iron Dome

World War III urged not to interfere with new season

Impending global conflict threatens jolly exciting-looking campaign. More...

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Millions still oblivious to irrelevance of friendly results

Global epidemic of knee-jerking ushers in brass bands and petticoat-clad chorus lines. More...

Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Man Utd score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Pus Goyet's Cack Blats were a veritabubble horn in the side of the Dead Revels last season - can they be still? More...

Mystic Megson’s Tottenham v QPR score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Can Larry Redsnapp claim all point three on his return to Light Hart Wayne? Meggo knows. More...

Mystic Megson’s Hull v Stoke score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Bruce Steven's Lions welcome Hark Muse's Potties to the KFC Stadium - place your balls, now! More...

Mystic Megson’s Everton v Arsenal score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Martino Robertez's Toffles comprehensively disgruntled Arsenal Wengo's Goons last time - will they again? More...

The best Giroud Beşiktaş jokes as CL performance is derided

The Olivier Giroud Beşiktaş jokes were everywhere after his Champions League play-off first leg performance was widely criticised

The Arsenal striker's performance in the Champions League play-off first leg was widely criticised. More...

Mystic Megson’s Swansea v Burnley score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Marry Gunk's Swannies got off to a flying one at United - how will they fare against Shane Dyke's Clarences? More...

Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Leicester score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Can the nubely-promotioned Foxies stun Josie Moutinho's tidal-chasers? Gaze into Meggo's crystal balls! More...

Mystic Megson’s Southampton v West Brom score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Two new managerials come face to face as Ronald Cumin's Saintlies welcome Irvine Allan's Buggies! More...

Joey Barton Benayoun bust-up breaks out over Gaza

Joey Barton Benayoun bust-up participant Joey Barton Barton was said to be "mightily peeved" not to have been considered as Paxman's successor

Ongoing Middle East conflict divides former QPR teammates.  More...

PHOTO: Ronaldinho lookalike spotted by Fabio Cannavaro

The Ronaldinho lookalike spotted by Fabio Cannavaro in Jakarta Man... Looks like Ronaldinho (Image: Twitter/Fabio Cannavaro)

A photo of a Ronaldinho lookalike, taken by legendary Italian defender Fabio Cannavaro while on a legends football tour in Indonesia. More...

IN PICTURES: Intimissimi World Cup lingerie collection

Ana Beatriz Barros wearing the Intimissimi World Cup Collection Ana Beatriz Barros... Supporting Brazil (Image: Twitter/Ana Beatriz Barros)

Check out the lingerie in the Intimissimi World Cup Collection, celebrating Brazil 2014 in the only way the underwear market leader knows how. More...

IN PICTURES: Lee Nelson’s Jason Bent England plane stunt

Photos of the Jason Bent England plane stunt by the comedian who does Lee Nelson as he attempted to join the team for their Brazil 2014 departure. More...

VIDEO: Americans talk about the World Cup

Football fans in New York say the funniest things as Americans talk about World Cup 2014 in Brazil when questioned by Baha Salamah. More...

SONG: “Sturridge Dance” by JMC in honour of Liverpool star Daniel

New track from JMC dedicated to England and Liverpool striker's wriggly shoulder thing. More...

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v West Ham score prediction

It's a potential point-sixer as unmanagered Palace host Sam Furrydice's Hummers! Who will portvale? More...

Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Newcastle score prediction

Who will emerge triumphatic as Paul Lambo's Villas take on Alan Lampardieu's Magpiles? More...

WATCH: 3 funny moments from Burnley v Chelsea

Three funny moments as these two sides kicked off their Premier League campaigns at Turf Moor. More...

Fantasy Premier League tips Gameweek 2: Forwards

Some onion bags are getting busted this weekend - but whose, and by whom? More...

Fantasy Premier League tips Gameweek 2: Midfielders

Well if it ain't a couple of title contenders kicking off their home campaigns for 2014-15... More...

Fantasy Premier League tips Gameweek 2: Defenders & goalkeepers

Spotting plenty of potential clean sheets for inexpensive players, including some downright bargains. More...

Webb of deceit: is England’s top ref good enough?

Howard Webb Webb... Going worldwide this summer (Image: Ronnie Macdonald)

Umarah Naz was feeling a trifle put out by Howard Webb's decision not to give Luis Suárez a penalty for an apparent foul by Arsenal's Alex  More...

Why Barcelona consider themselves “més que un club”

Why do Barcelona consider themselves "more than a club")? Take a history lesson, bub. More...

Merseyside derby fears unfounded for Burp’s resident Red

I was a nervous wreck, and seeing Ross Barkley's name in Everton's starting line-up only increased that. More...

Wilshere, Walcott and the relationship between fans and players

Online interaction can help humanise players, but it can also further the sense of alienation.  More...

Jelavić’s loss of form at Everton was down to Hibbert injury

Jelavić: "boss slotter". At least he was when Tony Hibbert was about. More...

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13th Sep 2012

Hello everyone! I’m former Liverpool and West Ham United forward Tweety Camera, and I’m a right nosy so-and-so. All day every day, you can be sure that I’ll be  More...

Mystic Megson casts his World Cup score predictions

Mystic Megson’s World Cup score predictions: June 12th & 13th

12th Jun 2014

Featuring such titonic tossils as Brazil v Croatia, Mexico v Cameroon, Spain v Holland and Chile v Australia. More...