Dutchman on lookout for another balding, barrel-chested, deep-lying play-maker to ping the ball about a bit.
Familiar scenes at club's new home in Stratford.
Baroka's Sipho Moeti shown yellow card for bizarre rubber-legged antics.
US college clash notable for entanglement that brings both players down.
At a loss following their frolics about France.
With Leicester and West Ham players included, it's like no other.
Alter his view of the remainder of the 3-3 draw.
They might well rue it now.
Manager can't cope with the idea of a sheep with no legs.
Provided one of few highlights from the game.
Big match live turned out to be a bit of a disappointment.
Quarrelling duo each try to get the other sent off by feigning injury.
Elias Kachunga caught off guard.
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Hypnotist roams football show's studio.