Balotelli goal v Swansea reignites Ferrari dispute

Balotelli goal v Swansea reopens investigations into díspute involving one of these babies FLASH: Car (Image: Xabi Rome-Hérault)

League Cup strike forces police to reconsider Liverpool star's likely threat. More...

Joey Barton blasts Neymar and this monster that won't leave him be

Joey Barton blasts Neymar, Russell Brand, monster under bed

QPR midfielder launches astonishing hat-trick of broadsides in latest outburst. More...

QPR v Villa report filed as a scream into one of these

Journo files QPR v Villa report as recording of muffled scream

Match descends into agricultural tedium punctuated by smart Charlie Austin finishes. More...

Manchester United lucky again, confirms this guy

Manchester United lucky again, confirms Satan

Dark angel claims credit for Robin van Persie equaliser and Phil Dowd performance. More...

New Leeds United manager

Mayfly appointed as new Leeds United manager

Cellino sweet on insect's submissiveness and short life expectancy. More...

The best tweets as Balotelli scores in the League Cup against Swansea

Twitter is shocked as Liverpool's Mario Balotelli scores in the League Cup against Swansea

Twitter is shocked while Mario is relieved. More...

Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Sunderland score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Can Sunderland arrest their alarming slide at Neil Wazzock's Palace? More...

Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Spurs score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Can either of these famous old clubs get back to winny ways after back-to-black defeats?  More...

Mystic Megson’s Man City v Man Utd score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Will Manchester be painted blue or red by the time I'm sat down enjoying Mrs Meggo's famous Yorkie puds? More...

Mystic Megson’s Stoke v West Ham score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Can Sam Allardyce's mob continue their flying starter at tablemiddle stalwarts Stoke? More...

Mystic Megson’s Leicester v West Brom score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Both sides have seen good runs hit the bluffers, so who will backbounce best? More...

Mystic Megson’s Hull v Southampton score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Who will emerge triupmhatic in the battle of the shock outfits? More...

Mystic Megson’s Everton v Swansea score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Can Roberto Martinez reek vengeance on his former club for knocking his Toffles out of the League Cup? More...

Amateur goalkeeper’s Wikipedia entry considered for deletion after publicity

Huntly FC’s Fraser Hobday in action, but the amateur goalkeeper's Wikipedia entry is now being considered for deletion ALSO UPLOADED PHOTOS: Hobday (Image: Fraser2609)

Huntly FC's Fraser Hobday stands accused of editing his own detailed history but has been declared "not a notable footballer". More...

TWEETS: Aston Villa’s Matt Lowton sent his wife home from QPR clash

Aston Villa's Matt Lowton sent his wife home from the 2-0 defeat to QPR at Loftus Road and was not arguing with the fans as was originally thought SENDS HIS WIFE HOME WHEN HE WANTS: Lowton (Image: Ben Sutherland)

See the tweets as Paul Lambert and spouse Abi confirm that the defender was not arguing with the fans. More...

Gilbert the Gull “spoken to” after Torquay mascot fight claims

Claims of a Torquay mascot fight appeared on the club's website before Gilbert the Gull had to be reprimanded by the club AGGRESSIVE: Gull (Image: Torquay United FC)

Gilbert the Gull had to be "spoken to" by club officials following claims of abusive behaviour towards Torquay United fans. More...

WATCH: Ron Vlaar documentary – go back to his home town

At home with Ron Vlaar sees club staff travel to the Aston Villa captain's home town of Hensbroek to meet his family and first football coach. More...

VIDEO: Dog pitch invasion in Argentine Primera División clash

Just another dog pitch invasion, as a sweet black Labrador makes it onto the field during Belgrano vs Quilmes. More...

VIDEO: Boris Johnson trips child during kids football match

The Mayor of London commits a cynical foul on a young child in a kids match organised to promote the health benefits of playing sport. More...

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v QPR score prediction

Can Mourinho's mob get back to winning ways against a QPR side that's looking nothing if not revitalite? More...

Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Burnley score prediction

Do Sean Dyche's Clarets have any chance of emerging triumphatic at the Emirati? More...

Mystic Megson’s Newcastle v Liverpool score prediction

Can the Magpies keep up the Megnificent recent form against an out-of-vorm Reds side?  More...

The best Aston Villa jokes, facts & stats after 2-0 QPR defeat

Jokes, facts and stats as Paul Lambert's side slump to a 2-0 defeat to QPR and fail to score in their fifth consecutive match. More...

Fantasy football tips Gameweek 10: Top 5 captain choices

Here to give you guidance in choosing both your skipper and a handy vice-captain. More...

Fantasy Premier League tips Gameweek 10: Forwards

Featuring players from Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton, West Bromwich Albion and West Ham United. More...

Fantasy Premier League tips Gameweek 10: Midfielders

Featuring players from Arsenal, Chelsea, Hull City, Manchester City, Southampton and West Bromwich Albion. More...

Why Tottenham’s transfer window was far from underwhelming

Benjamin Stambouli, signed for Tottenham Hotspur during the transfer window STAMBOULI: Fun to say (Image: Jarodd)

How was Tottenham's transfer window for you? David Talisman thought it was pretty tidy, and explains why. More...

Webb of deceit: is England’s top ref good enough?

Umarah Naz was feeling a trifle put out by Howard Webb's decision not to give Luis Suárez a penalty for an apparent foul by Arsenal's Alex  More...

Why Barcelona consider themselves “més que un club”

Why do Barcelona consider themselves "more than a club")? Take a history lesson, bub. More...

Merseyside derby fears unfounded for Burp’s resident Red

I was a nervous wreck, and seeing Ross Barkley's name in Everton's starting line-up only increased that. More...

Wilshere, Walcott and the relationship between fans and players

Online interaction can help humanise players, but it can also further the sense of alienation.  More...

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Fantasy Football Tips Gameweek 19: Midfielders and Strikers

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Come see our recommendations as the Premier League reaches its halfway stage. More...

The Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes rolled in after this attack on Italy's Chiellini

The best Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes as Chiellini gets it

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The best Luis Suárez Italy bite jokes after Uruguay's star striker appeared to bite Giorgio Chiellini in a Group Stage clash at Brazil 2014. More...