Fake News22.05.17 21:37

John Terry family breakfast descends into 5-hour This Is Your Life special

Wife and kids left reeling by latest act of gratuitous self-congratulation.

Fake News11.05.17 17:37

Koeman gives “slow writer” Barkley one week to sign contract

"It's an allowance not an ultimatum," insists Everton boss.

Fake News10.05.17 14:39

Trading Standards investigate transfer of “world class” Pogba

Institute acts after flurry of reports from fans claiming to have seen him play.

Stories03.05.17 23:55

VIDEO: Sheffield United boss Chris Wilder slips with League One trophy on open-top bus parade

Collapses while showing cup to the city after promotion as champions.

Fake News02.05.17 15:04

Joey Barton bets on himself making heroic comeback

Once again led into temptation by giant floating head of Ray Winstone.

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Stories01.05.17 07:53

VIDEO: Player jumps into fence for goal celebration in Mexican fourth tier

Hits metal barrier surrounding pitch at speed.

Jokes28.04.17 14:27

The best Marouane Fellaini jokes after red card for Agüero headbutt

Man Utd midfielder sent off in goalless Manchester derby.

Stories27.04.17 23:00

VIDEO: Boy points out late Man City goal against United is offside to celebrating woman

From delight to devastation in the stands at the Etihad for goalless draw.

Stories27.04.17 13:36

VIDEO: Copa Libertadores sponsor board falls on Peñarol player during post-match interview

Peñarol's Ramón Arias hit on the back of the head.

Fake News27.04.17 08:26

Moyes takes Sunderland hostage in crazed rampage

Tells negotiators: "I have nothing left to lose."

Stories26.04.17 23:55

VIDEO: Sky Sports News dissect Twitter joke between accounts of Manchester clubs

Inexplicably reporting on the mundane interaction.

Stories25.04.17 23:45

VIDEO: Prescot Cables fans collapse fence celebrating goal in Liverpool Senior Cup Final

Supporter-owned club now hopes to crowd fund a new one at Volair Park.

Fake News24.04.17 13:25

Sánchez gives up marathon race time to help Arsenal over line in FA Cup semi

Chilean runner described as "hero" for stopping to help team.

Stories20.04.17 13:11

VIDEO: Young Hammarby fan in home end claps players as they win at AIK

Gives his idols enthusiastic ovation while surrounded by miserable home fans.

Stories20.04.17 10:17

VIDEO: Chris Wondolowski air shot as San Jose Earthquakes visit New England

Somehow winds up spinning around before clattering to the turf.

Stories20.04.17 10:00

VIDEO: Men dressed as Princess Leia and Chewbacca fight Manchester City fan at train station

Father and son on stag party pub crawl tangle with supporter after 1-1 draw with Everton.

Stories20.04.17 09:47

VIDEO: Juventus supporters in Barcelona chant “Catalan motherf***ers” in perfect Spanish

Travelling Italian fans in high spirits before Champions League quarter-final.

Stories19.04.17 21:01

VIDEO: Bayern Munich fan eats bogie during Champions League defeat in Madrid

May or may not be paying homage to Joachim Löw.

Fake News19.04.17 20:20

Jack Wilshere out for the season with snapped election

Shock waves from Westminster reverberate down to South Coast.

Stories18.04.17 23:29

VIDEO: Fan trips over hurdle in Oxford United half-time show

Falls at the first attempt but admirably continues on.

Fake News18.04.17 22:42

Harry Redknapp returns to management as PM pledges to make UK a tax haven

Becomes new Birmingham City boss in blatant power grab.

Jokes18.04.17 12:20

The best Harry Redknapp jokes as Birmingham City appoint new manager

New Blues boss upstaged by PM's announcement of snap General Election.

Stories17.04.17 03:00

VIDEO: Light security searches at Spurs vs Bournemouth

White Hart Lane turnstiles not-so-well guarded.