Everton transfer budget stuns onlookers

Everton transfer budget spent enables Romelu Lukaku signing Rom-aldo (Image: Harald Bischoff)

Lukaku signing sends shock waves through shock waves through even more shock waves through football. More...

Yaya Touré staying at Manchester City for more of these

Yaya Touré staying at City as TMS agrees to forward cakes

Aggers, Blofeld and co. agree to share gifted gateaux. More...

David Gold blames jet lag

David Gold blames jet lag for Andy Carroll signing

33-hour New Zealand flight held accountable for ill-advised acquisition. More...

Southampton and Blackpool to share this now

Southampton and Blackpool announce shock merger

Plan to pool combined resources of 20 players with view to competing on Sunday League basis. More...

Steven Gerrard retires

Steven Gerrard retires from international dejection, eyes BNP role

England's brave Stevie G set for bold new career in right-wing politics. More...

The best Lurking Ashley Cole pictures after Roma team photo

Lurking Ashley Cole in the Roma team photo that started it all

Fantastic Photoshop creations after the defender was pictured on the sidelines of a recent Roma team photo. More...

Fantasy Premier League tips: 3 Arsenal players to consider

Go get Gunners! Specifically these ones. More...

The best #AshleyColeInHistory photos after awkward Roma pic

Lurking Ashley Cole is taking his place in history after that Roma team photo with the #AshleyColeInHistory photos

Lurking Ashley Cole takes his place in history after the new Roma signing was pictured slightly separated from the team group. More...

Southampton fans react to Rupert Lowe talkSPORT interview

The former Southampton chairman in the newspaper, before the Rupert Lowe talkSPORT interview about the current situation at the club

Southampton fans express dismay at hearing from their former chairman at this turbulent time. More...

More Southampton jokes after Morgan Schneiderlin tweet

Kicking off against Cardiff in 2013, little did they know that the Southampton jokes were coming this summer

More, more, more after an angry Morgan Schneiderlin took to Twitter to reveal his feelings as the club sell off their star players. More...

The best Morgan Schneiderlin tweet jokes after angry message

Morgan Schneiderlin tweet jokes were the only reaction to his angry message for Southampton

Morgan Schneiderlin jokes after one of the few stars remaining at Southampton made his angry feelings towards the club clear. More...

The best Southampton jokes as summer exodus continues

The pitch could look like this, as suggested in many of the Southampton jokes as their summer player exodus continues

Jokes as players continue to leave the club this summer and the squad starts to look a bit thin. More...

The best #AskJesus tweets for Man City star Navas

#AskJesus was meant for this guy, not the other guy

As if that hashtag wasn't only ever going to lead to one thing. More...

PHOTO: Ronaldinho lookalike spotted by Fabio Cannavaro

The Ronaldinho lookalike spotted by Fabio Cannavaro in Jakarta Man... Looks like Ronaldinho (Image: Twitter/Fabio Cannavaro)

A photo of a Ronaldinho lookalike, taken by legendary Italian defender Fabio Cannavaro while on a legends football tour in Indonesia. More...

IN PICTURES: Intimissimi World Cup lingerie collection

Ana Beatriz Barros wearing the Intimissimi World Cup Collection Ana Beatriz Barros... Supporting Brazil (Image: Twitter/Ana Beatriz Barros)

Check out the lingerie in the Intimissimi World Cup Collection, celebrating Brazil 2014 in the only way the underwear market leader knows how. More...

IN PICTURES: Lee Nelson’s Jason Bent England plane stunt

The Jason Bent England plane stunt by Lee Nelson's character COMEDIAN: Brodkin (Image: Twitter/Jason Bent)

Photos of the Jason Bent England plane stunt by the comedian who does Lee Nelson as he attempted to join the team for their Brazil 2014 departure. More...

VIDEO: Americans talk about the World Cup

Football fans in New York say the funniest things as Americans talk about World Cup 2014 in Brazil when questioned by Baha Salamah. More...

SONG: “Sturridge Dance” by JMC in honour of Liverpool star Daniel

New track from JMC dedicated to England and Liverpool striker's wriggly shoulder thing. More...

VIDEO: England players playlist “The Road to Brazil” preview

Featuring commentary from Wayne Rooney, Daniel Sturridge, Steven Gerrard and Joe Hart. More...

New York City FC set up an #AskLamps Twitter Q&A for new signing Frank Lampard Frankie Goes to New York

The best #AskLamps queries for new NYC signing Lampard

Frank Lampard's introductory Twitter Q&A saw a series of lamp-related questions fired at the new New York City FC signing. More...

The best Ronald Koeman jokes after training ground tweet

Brought to you in association with the Southampton manager's tweeted picture of an empty training ground. More...

The best Liverpool sign Lovren jokes as £20m deal is confirmed

Jokes as the Croatian defender becomes the third Southampton player that Brendan Rodgers has signed this summer. More...

The best Sol Campbell racism jokes as black ex-pros criticised

Jokes as Sol Campbell slams black ex-players for distancing themselves from his claim that he would have been England captain for 10 years if he was white. More...

The best Rémy fails medical jokes as Liverpool deal collapses

The best jokes as Rémy fails a medical at Liverpool and his proposed £8.5m move from QPR collapses on medical grounds. More...

Our favourite #askDS questions for West Ham co-chairman

The best questions for David Sullivan from a Twitter Q&A session hosted by his son Jack. More...

Tweets of the Week: Commonwealth Games special

A Commonwealth Games special featuring goats, newspapers, Gerrard, Lineker, Balotelli, Cafu and Flanagan. More...

Webb of deceit: is England’s top ref good enough?

Howard Webb Webb... Going worldwide this summer (Image: Ronnie Macdonald)

Umarah Naz was feeling a trifle put out by Howard Webb's decision not to give Luis Suárez a penalty for an apparent foul by Arsenal's Alex  More...

Why Barcelona consider themselves “més que un club”

Why do Barcelona consider themselves "more than a club")? Take a history lesson, bub. More...

Merseyside derby fears unfounded for Burp’s resident Red

I was a nervous wreck, and seeing Ross Barkley's name in Everton's starting line-up only increased that. More...

Wilshere, Walcott and the relationship between fans and players

Online interaction can help humanise players, but it can also further the sense of alienation.  More...

Jelavić’s loss of form at Everton was down to Hibbert injury

Jelavić: "boss slotter". At least he was when Tony Hibbert was about. More...

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More David Moyes jokes lead to more pressure for Sir Alex Ferguson's successor after Manchester United 0-3 Liverpool

New David Moyes jokes after Manchester United 0-3 Liverpool

17th Mar 2014

The freshest David Moyes jokes as Manchester United concede three penalties and lose by three goals to nil against Liverpool at Old Trafford. More...

Benfica manager Jorge Jesus, on the most entertaining Champions League managers

TOP 5: Entertaining Champions League managers

11th Nov 2013

Videos of the most entertaining Champions League managers we can look forward to seeing more of this season. More...