Wife and kids left reeling by latest act of gratuitous self-congratulation.
"It's an allowance not an ultimatum," insists Everton boss.
Institute acts after flurry of reports from fans claiming to have seen him play.
Collapses while showing cup to the city after promotion as champions.
Once again led into temptation by giant floating head of Ray Winstone.
Hits metal barrier surrounding pitch at speed.
Man Utd midfielder sent off in goalless Manchester derby.
From delight to devastation in the stands at the Etihad for goalless draw.
Peñarol's Ramón Arias hit on the back of the head.
Inexplicably reporting on the mundane interaction.
Supporter-owned club now hopes to crowd fund a new one at Volair Park.
Chilean runner described as "hero" for stopping to help team.
Had a good run around the pitch first.
Gives his idols enthusiastic ovation while surrounded by miserable home fans.
Somehow winds up spinning around before clattering to the turf.
Father and son on stag party pub crawl tangle with supporter after 1-1 draw with Everton.
Travelling Italian fans in high spirits before Champions League quarter-final.
Jubilant supporters clatter fellow viewer.
May or may not be paying homage to Joachim Löw.
Shock waves from Westminster reverberate down to South Coast.
Wound-up youth attacks window.
CumDog makes grand entrance into lunch hall.
With possible exception of Chelsea.
Falls at the first attempt but admirably continues on.
Becomes new Birmingham City boss in blatant power grab.
New Blues boss upstaged by PM's announcement of snap General Election.
White Hart Lane turnstiles not-so-well guarded.
Running about all over the place.