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60-minute matches won’t be shorter: first fan clocks on

Steve from Ealing becomes first supporter to work it out.

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Russia accused of hacking Everton

Shock spending spree arouses suspicion.

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Liverpool sack Southampton manager

Reds take action as Claude Puel refuses to play ball on Virgil van Dijk transfer.

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Sunderland: “Pickford fee is £1 for each save he had to make last season”

Price for Everton switch directly proportional to how often he had to leap to Black Cats' rescue.

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English youths celebrate scuppering May’s majority by winning World Cup

England's under-20s claim prize just days after voting for first time.

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Zlatan Ibrahimović returns to home planet

Veteran striker recuperating back on Blorxzorg-Vulpennqualtz VIVIVI.

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“Don’t compare me to Wenger,” says ideologue celebrating 2nd place finish

Politician who repeatedly refused to quit says he doesn't see similarities.

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John Terry family breakfast descends into 5-hour This Is Your Life special

Wife and kids left reeling by latest act of gratuitous self-congratulation.

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Koeman gives “slow writer” Barkley one week to sign contract

"It's an allowance not an ultimatum," insists Everton boss.

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Trading Standards investigate transfer of “world class” Pogba

Institute acts after flurry of reports from fans claiming to have seen him play.

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VIDEO: Sheffield United boss Chris Wilder slips with League One trophy on open-top bus parade

Collapses while showing cup to the city after promotion as champions.

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Joey Barton bets on himself making heroic comeback

Once again led into temptation by giant floating head of Ray Winstone.

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The best Marouane Fellaini jokes after red card for Agüero headbutt

Man Utd midfielder sent off in goalless Manchester derby.

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VIDEO: Boy points out late Man City goal against United is offside to celebrating woman

From delight to devastation in the stands at the Etihad for goalless draw.

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Moyes takes Sunderland hostage in crazed rampage

Tells negotiators: "I have nothing left to lose."

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VIDEO: Prescot Cables fans collapse fence celebrating goal in Liverpool Senior Cup Final

Supporter-owned club now hopes to crowd fund a new one at Volair Park.

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VIDEO: Young Hammarby fan in home end claps players as they win at AIK

Gives his idols enthusiastic ovation while surrounded by miserable home fans.

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VIDEO: Chris Wondolowski air shot as San Jose Earthquakes visit New England

Somehow winds up spinning around before clattering to the turf.

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VIDEO: Men dressed as Princess Leia and Chewbacca fight Manchester City fan at train station

Father and son on stag party pub crawl tangle with supporter after 1-1 draw with Everton.

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VIDEO: Juventus supporters in Barcelona chant “Catalan motherf***ers” in perfect Spanish

Travelling Italian fans in high spirits before Champions League quarter-final.