Gunners set to face perennial bogey side in Champions League group.
Maverick Italian returns from whence he came. Er, for the season.
Hoops forward strikes stomach-churning blow to Malmö defender's goolies.
£10m goalkeeper makes acrobatic leap to tip words back into critics' mouths.
Sunderland striker's demands include watering plants, stocking his fridge and creating a global brand - yes, seriously.
Frenchman "mightily ****ed off" by Sky pundit's analysis of Francis Coquelin's performance against Liverpool.
Treble sparks widespread race to be first to photoshop Man Utd star's face onto body of some attitudinal dancer or other.
Man Utd striker fires another angst-ridden blank in the 0-0 draw with Newcastle.
Sky Sports News presenter's slip of the tongue.
Twitter cracks wise as Mourinho phone call puts paid to Red Devils hopes.
Red Devils switch attentions to Senegal winger after missing out on Pedro, leaving thousands unimpressed worldwide.
Replacement physio subjected to chants of "you're getting sacked in the morning" from home fans.
0-3 defeat to title rivals provokes outbreak of gleeful mickey-taking.
Twitter cracks wise in response to dubious Sunday Express report.
Leaps into stand to apologise personally to Southampton supporter.
Doctor ran onto pitch to treat un-injured Hazard, temporarily reducing Chelsea to 9 men against Swansea.
In honour of Doncaster manager Paul DIckov instructing his players to let Bury equalise.
Follows through on tweeted promise to go inky-arsed if his beloved Hammers won at Emirates.
Gunners start yet another season inauspiciously as Hammers run out 2-0 winners at the Emirates.
Romanian side Astra Giurgiu send West Ham out of the Europa League in the third qualifying round.
Twitter cracks wise as Colombian stinks out Wembley.
Boro fans mount a campaign to #FreeJordanRhodes as the Blackburn striker asks to talk to the club.
After a penalty shoot-out, West Ham finally beat Maltese minnows Birkirkara.
Signs five-year deal with Man City less than a week after saying he was staying at Villa Park.
Front man George Runciman discusses his beloved Hammers.
Front man Tommy O'Dell discusses his beloved Blues.
Bassist Benji Blakeway discusses his beloved Reds.
Leo and Rupert from the band discuss their respective loves of Spurs and Fulham.
Ronaldo reportedly invited the Italian model and actress to watch him play.
Forget Radamel Falcao, see Pablo Armero's favourite part of Colombia's 3-1 friendly win over Kuwait.
Meet the Mexican as rumours circulate that she could be Cristiano Ronaldo's new girlfriend.
Lionel Messi's wife wowed at the FIFA Ballon d'Or 2014 ceremony in Zurich.