Twitter reacts to the Phil Jones experiment.
Surplus flow of oxygen into body through gob responsible for Spurs striker's sensational goal-scoring exploits.
All the jokes as the Liverpool captain is sent off just 38 seconds after coming on as a half-time substitute against Manchester United.
Igor and Rustam from the band discuss their respective footballing allegiances.
Meet the Mexican as rumours circulate that she could be Cristiano Ronaldo's new girlfriend.
Check out Amy Childs of TOWIE fame and Countdown's Rachel Riley in their football kits at "the biggest celebrity football tournament in the world".