Manchester City join UKIP after latest European humiliation

Manchester City have forged an alliance with this guy STEAMING: Farage (Image: Euro Realist Newsletter)

Title chasers "sick of scrounging foreigners coming over here and taking our Champions League points". More...

Sir Alex Ferguson writes

Sir Alex Ferguson retires from talking normally

All future communications to be made via updated reissues of his autobiography. More...

Own Goal's new home

Liverpool sign Southampton star Own Goal on permanent deal

Four goals in two days convinces Rodgers to splash the cash on another Saints sensation. More...

John Hartson, challenged by Stoke City chairman

Stoke City chairman challenges John Hartson to dance-off

"Let's see you dance, sucka - you got nothin' on me," roars angry Coates. More...

Raheem Sterling

“He could have found Mario” – Rodgers hails Sterling intelligence

Liverpool boss praises starlet's quick-thinking in picking out Caulker instead of Balotelli. More...

The best Raheem Sterling tired jokes as (bedtime) story rumbles on

Even he might enjoy the Raheem Sterling tired jokes after being left out of the England starting line-up against Estonia - they're that good!

All the best jokes as The Sun reveals that Sterling partied until 3am the night after England's Euro 2016 qualifier vs Estonia. More...

Mystic Megson’s QPR v Aston Villa score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Two sides in dire need of a winning come balls to balls at Lofthouse Road - who will emerge triumphatic? More...

Mystic Megson’s Man Utd v Chelsea score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Pray silence for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend, including  More...

Mystic Megson’s Spurs v Newcastle score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

How will Alan Perdu's revitalited Magpipes get on at Light Hart Wayne? More...

Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Everton score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Who will claim all point three as Shane Dyke's Clarences welcome Martino Robertez's Toffles to Murf's Tor? More...

Mystic Megson’s Swansea v Leicester score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Can Marry Gunk's Swannies get back to winning wise against an out-of-vorm Foxies side? More...

Mystic Megson’s West Brom v Crystal Palace score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Meggo's old side host Neil Wazzock's Seagles in what could be a classic ink counter - who's for the winning? More...

Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Arsenal score prediction

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Can Pus Goyet's men backbounce against Arsenal Wengo's out-of-vorm Goons? More...

VIDEO: Dog pitch invasion in Argentine Primera División clash

Dog pitch invasion during Argentine Primera División match between Belgrano and Quilmes ON THE PITCH: Dog (Image: YouTube/Fútbol Para Todos)

Just another dog pitch invasion, as a sweet black Labrador makes it onto the field during Belgrano vs Quilmes. More...

VIDEO: Boris Johnson trips child during kids football match

Mayor of London Boris Johnson trips child during a kids football match outside his office CYNICAL: Mayor Johnson (Image: YouTube/Sky Sports)

The Mayor of London commits a cynical foul on a young child in a kids match organised to promote the health benefits of playing sport. More...

Antonio Valencia nude photos allegedly sent to two women by midfielder

Antonio Valencia nude photos sexting allegations appeared in The Sun on Sunday EXPOSED: Valencia (Image: Twitter/The Sun)

Manchester United player alleged to have been sexting two women. More...

VIDEO: Spurs fan changes name to White Hart Lane

Spurs fan becomes Gary White Hart Lane. More...

Female referee knocked-out as ball hits her in the face

Long pass struck from close range hits Salomé di Iorio in the face. More...

VIDEO: Cristiano Ronaldo lookalike picks up girls

Has varying success while impersonating the Real Madrid star. More...

Mystic Megson casts his Premier League score predictions

Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Stoke score prediction

Can Ronald Cumin's in-vorm Saintlies comprehensively disgruntle Hark Muse's Potties? More...

Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Hull score prediction

Who will emerge triumphatic as Rodger Brenderson's Redbirds host Bruce Steven's Lions? More...

Mystic Megson’s West Ham v Man City score prediction

Can Sam Furrydice's Hummers sprig a set-up against Manny Peligroso's tidal chasers? More...

The best Southampton 8-0 Sunderland jokes

The best jokes and tweets as the Premier League is shocked by another giant scoreline. More...

VIDEOS: Top 10 Richard Dunne own goals in the Premier League

After notching his tenth against Liverpool, we take a look at each own goal scored by the QPR defender. More...

Fantasy Premier League tips Gameweek 9: Forwards

Featuring players from Everton, Queens Park Rangers, Southampton, Swansea City and West Ham United. More...

Fantasy Premier League tips Gameweek 9: Midfielders

Featuring players from Everton, Hull City, Southampton, Swansea City and Tottenham Hotspur. More...

Why Tottenham’s transfer window was far from underwhelming

Benjamin Stambouli, signed for Tottenham Hotspur during the transfer window STAMBOULI: Fun to say (Image: Jarodd)

How was Tottenham's transfer window for you? David Talisman thought it was pretty tidy, and explains why. More...

Webb of deceit: is England’s top ref good enough?

Umarah Naz was feeling a trifle put out by Howard Webb's decision not to give Luis Suárez a penalty for an apparent foul by Arsenal's Alex  More...

Why Barcelona consider themselves “més que un club”

Why do Barcelona consider themselves "more than a club")? Take a history lesson, bub. More...

Merseyside derby fears unfounded for Burp’s resident Red

I was a nervous wreck, and seeing Ross Barkley's name in Everton's starting line-up only increased that. More...

Wilshere, Walcott and the relationship between fans and players

Online interaction can help humanise players, but it can also further the sense of alienation.  More...

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The best Paolo Di Canio sacked jokes after Sunderland exit

23rd Sep 2013

As news filters through that the controversial Sunderland manager has been forced to leave his post, we review the best Paolo Di Canio sacked jokes. More...

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Fantasy Premier League tips: 3 Newcastle players to consider

8th Aug 2014

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