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VIDEO: Chris Sutton slide-tackled during Scottish Football Extra appearance on BT Sport

Targeted by fellow pundit while discussing the Old Firm derby.

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Crystal Palace hire professional pick-up artists to help them score

Goalless Eagles turn to 'seduction experts' in search for goals.

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Match of the Day to introduce Offensive Chant of the Month contest

Lukaku and Morata ditties spark widespread songwriting.

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“I probably shouldn’t have consulted Roy Hodgson,” admits Mark Sampson

Sacked England Women's coach regrets listening to Andros Townsend case study.

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VIDEO: Referee’s dancing warm-up for American girls match

Throws shapes as unimpressed player looks on.

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Donald Trump criticises Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in wide-ranging UN speech

POTUS brands £35m Liverpool signing "Ineffective Ox" at General Assembly.

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More Oxlade-Chamberlain jokes as Liverpool lose Carabao Cup clash at Leicester

Disappointment for new signing despite breaking back into starting lineup.

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VIDEO: Spurs fans make music video at White Hart Lane for bar mitzvah

Tottenham For Life is based on Circle of Life from The Lion King.

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VIDEO: Playful dog interrupts San Lorenzo v Arsenal, gets post-match interview

Responds to being thrust into media spotlight by chewing on microphone.

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The best jokes as Wayne Rooney is sentenced for drink-driving

Banned from driving for 2 years and ordered to perform 100 hours of unpaid work.

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VIDEO: Leeds fan dancing in the stands at Millwall

Gyrated to Hey Boy Hey Girl by The Chemical Brothers.

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Everton to don Angry Birds on shirt sleeves in show of solidarity with Wayne Rooney

Toffees team-mates to express sympathy for star's marital troubles.

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The best jokes as FC Köln fans storm the Emirates for Europa League clash

Arrival of 20,000 Germans delays kick-off by an hour.

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Mental health of Arsenal fans one of our greatest challenges, says Corbyn

Labour leader urges PM to tackle Gooners' spiralling misery.

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VIDEO: Boy dances like Michael Jackson at Independiente

Win over Atlético Tucumán sees club progress to Copa Sudamericana quarter-final.

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The best jokes as Arsenal sit out first night of Champions League action this season

Team is popular topic of discussion, despite not featuring.

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Shock as West Ham win game

"What happens now?" ask Dildo Brothers.

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The best FIFA 18 jokes as demo version is released

Gamers eagerly anticipate final release date.