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VIDEO: Everton ball boy does keepy-uppies in front of rioting Hajduk Split fans

Casually practises kick-ups to a backdrop of chaos at Goodison.

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EXCLUSIVE: Swansea f**ked

Sale of Gylfi Sigurðsson to Everton reduces chances of not being screwed.

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President Trump condemns “violence on all sides” of Shelvey-Alli fracas

Controversial POTUS refuses to lay blame solely at feet of Newcastle midfielder.

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“All footballers to have double-barrelled surnames by 2025,” pledge Tories

Liverpool's Trent Alexander-Arnold becomes latest to make a name - nay, two - for himself.

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Super 6, Championship and Premier League tips, score predictions and match previews by Mystic Megson
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Everton fans spot hairline continuity error in Rooney’s Man Utd career

"It was all CGI, stock footage and his secret twin brother," claim conspiracy theorist Toffees.

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Football has changed slightly in 25 years, says shock new report

There's more money and foreigners and stuff, study finds.

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“I’ve been treated like a thuggish werewolf,” howls Diego Costa

"Conte makes me wipe the blood off my fangs," wails wantaway Chelsea striker.

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VIDEO: Phil Neville can’t count to four during The Debate show on Sky Sports

Repeated the number one three times, then skipped straight to four.

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The best Danny Rose interview jokes after Spurs left-back’s comments

Full-back wants club to sign players you don't "have to Google".

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VIDEO: Celtic fan gives everyone finger during UCL tie, later spotted by son online

Real star of European clash was quickly identified by his son on Reddit.

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The best Man Utd Tinder jokes as club announce shirt sleeve sponsor

Dating app to be advertised on Red Devils jerseys.

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Koeman “impressed” by Barkley’s desire to leave Everton

Toffees ace runs with uncharacteristic fervour towards exit door.

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Man City Full-Backs XI to compete in this season’s League 2

Set to kick off season with a trip to Everton Central Midfielders XI.

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“They attacked India in 1963” – Kenedy expands on China slur

Chelsea youngster defends family honour as controversy rages.

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VIDEO: Fan hits drone with toilet roll missile in Argentina

Superb shot from Gimnasia Mendoza fan during promotion play-off clash.

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Leicester bid £30m for rest of Iceland after failed Sigurðsson raid

Deal to include all 330,822 other Icelanders, including Björk.

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Everton line up £35m Stormzy as Lukaku replacement

UK grime star lined up to replace United-bound Lukaku.

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VIDEO: Leicester fans stage costumed fox hunt at Lord’s

Chase to the bar on the fourth day of the first test between England vs South Africa.

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John Terry was just saying ‘Black Country’ all this time, it turns out

Assumed Anton Ferdinand slur just a big misunderstanding, claims new Villa signing.

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England U-21 side nominated for Darwin Arward

Reason given as "playing for penalties in a World Cup semi-final against Germany".