Brendan Rodgers fair play boast causes head-scratching epidemic

Brendan Rodgers fair play boast in action "So then I says to the meeja, I says..." (Image: Kev Ruscoe)

Doctors warn of potentially dire consequences for people's scalps and brains. More...

Shocked by shock results

Shock results shock nation

Accumulators and Fantasy teams across the country lying in tatters. More...

Steven Gerrard cries, gargoyle cries

Steven Gerrard cries at video of himself crying

Tearful tableau beamed all around the world. More...

Spring, traditionally home of the Arsenal cup upset

Looming Arsenal cup upset keeps nation on tenterhooks

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Moyes sad face smiley launched to express pathos online

Strong feelings of pity and compassion now conveyable to 3.1 billion smiley users. More...

VIDEO: Jonathan Woodgate early bird Middlesbrough season ticket ad

The Jonathan Woodgate early bird Middlesbrough season ticket ad in full swing

Jonathan Woodgate stars in a promotional video for Middlesbrough season ticket renewals that introduces the defender's new 'bird'. More...

VIDEO: Philippe Coutinho’s son sings a song for dad

Philippe Coutinho's son sang a song for his dad, pictured here playing for Liverpool

See Philippe Coutinho's son singing a Liverpool song for his dad - "Coutinho-o-o, Coutinho-o-o". More...

VIDEO: Thorntons refuse Easter egg for boy named Rooney Scholes

Rooney Scholes with his mother who is angry after Thorntons refused them a customised Easter egg

Chocolate company Thorntons refused to customise an Easter egg with the first name of a boy named Rooney Scholes by his Manchester United-mad mother. More...

VIDEO: Daniel Sturridge goes to Anfield Junior School

Daniel Sturridge goes to Anfield Junior School

Daniel Sturridge goes to Anfield Junior School and "pranks" some of the children in LFC TV's Kop Kids series. More...

Top 15 amazing Gareth Bale goals

Amazing Gareth Bale goals tend to come from this guy

In honour of the Welsh bloke's Copa del Rey final winner against Barcelona. More...

The best Bale skins Bartra jokes after wonder goal v Barcelona

One of our favourite Bale skins Bartra jokes is this image

The best Gareth Bale skins Bartra jokes are brought to you in association with the Real Madrid star’s wonder goal in last night’s El  More...

Mystic Megson’s Premier League score predictions: April 19th, 20th & 21st

Mystic Megson

Including such titonic tossils as Hull v Arsenal, Everton v Man Utd and Norwich v Liverpool. More...

Top 10 Wanda Nara photos

Taken before the 'Wanda Derby', but not quite one of the top 10 Wanda Nara photos

Wanda Nara photos after the 'Wanda Derby', a clash based on the fiancée of Inter's Mauro Icardi who was previously married to Sampdoria's Maxi López. More...

Nicolas Anelka defends quenelle gesture

Nicolas Anelka defends quenelle gesture in interview with French newspaper Metro News Anelka... Against the pineapple ban (Image: Amarhgil)

Nicolas Anelka defends the quenelle gesture that resulted in West Brom sacking him, in a bizarre interview with French newspaper Metro News. More...

IN PICTURES: 2014 RoboCup German Open robots soccer tournament

The 2013 RoboCup German Open robots soccer tournament in Eindhoven, Holland, a year before the 2014 RoboCup competition in Germany RoboCop fancied being Beckham for the day (Image: Ralf Roletschek / roletschek.de)

Fantastic photos from the 2014 RoboCup German Open robots soccer tournament currently taking place in Magdeburg. More...

Joey Barton criticises Mark Hughes in new Twitter rant

When Joey Barton criticises Mark Hughes, he makes this sort of face Barton enjoys a nice break away from Hughes (Image: Renanda Filipus)

Browse the offending tweets as Joey Barton criticises Mark Hughes in his latest Twitter meltdown! More...

VIDEOS: Sky Germany reporter hit on head by ball for second time

Sky Germany presenter Jessica Kastrop is hit on the head by the ball, similar to another incident in 2010. More...

VIDEO: Kompany, Hazard & Fellaini in Belgium World Cup song

Watch Vincent Kompany, Eden Hazard, Marouane Fellaini and more star in the video for the official Belgium World Cup song, Stromae's ta fête. More...

VIDEO: Manchester City gnomes

See the Manchester City gnomes billed as "the world's smallest football team", collected by a veteran fan for his garden. More...

The Mohamed Diamé jokes arrived after the West Ham player claimed he would like to join a top-six club KICKING OUT: Mohamed Diamé (Image: Egghead06)

Mohamed Diamé jokes after claims he would like to join a top-6 club

Mohamed Diamé jokes after the West Ham player said he thinks he is "still" wanted by Liverpool and would like to "join a top-six side". More...

Football crying puns

In honour of Steven Gerrard's tearful tableau following Liverpool's 3-2 win over Man City. More...

Mystic Megson’s Premier League score predictions: April 15th & 16th

Including such titonic tossils as Arsenal v West Ham and Everton v Crystal Palace. More...

The best Liverpool jokes as title edges closer with 3-2 Man City win

A selection of the best Liverpool jokes from Twitter after the 3-2 Manchester City win and possible 2013/14 title decider at Anfield. More...

Fantasy Football Tips Gameweek 35: Strikers

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Does Allardyce v Pulis have 0-0 written all over it? More...

Fantasy Football Tips Gameweek 35: Midfielders

Noticing the Fantasy power shift in Manchester City's midfield... More...

Webb of deceit: is England’s top ref good enough?

Howard Webb Webb... Going worldwide this summer (Image: Ronnie Macdonald)

Umarah Naz was feeling a trifle put out by Howard Webb's decision not to give Luis Suárez a penalty for an apparent foul by Arsenal's Alex  More...

Why Barcelona consider themselves “més que un club”

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Merseyside derby fears unfounded for Burp’s resident Red

I was a nervous wreck, and seeing Ross Barkley's name in Everton's starting line-up only increased that. More...

Wilshere, Walcott and the relationship between fans and players

Online interaction can help humanise players, but it can also further the sense of alienation.  More...

Jelavić’s loss of form at Everton was down to Hibbert injury

Jelavić: "boss slotter". At least he was when Tony Hibbert was about. More...

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