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Spurs star Sissoko offers Deschamps lap dance in case he missed Real Madrid match

Midfielder concerned his national team coach wasn't watching him light up the Bernabéu.

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The best Craig Shakespeare sacked jokes as Leicester dismiss manager

Gone just four months after signing a three-year contract.

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VIDEO: Pitch invader at Coventry shouts at players during defeat to Forest Green

Fan frustrated as home side's unbeaten run comes to an end.

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Kevin De Bruyne breaks world record for long-distance urination

Passes water into small plastic cup 55 metres away during 7-2 win over Stoke.

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The best jokes as Arsenal lose 2-1 at Watford

Still yet to win away in the league this season.

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England games deliberately dull to boost appreciation for Premier League – report

International fixtures made boring to "enhance consumer enthusiasm for domestic top flight".