Naff Commentators Union (NCU) plans infuriating overuse of Bard puns for Leicester boss Craig.
First act for caretaker manager since Ranieri sacking.
Frenchman mysteriously vanishes during Man Utd's 3-2 win over Southampton.
"He's got a microwave on a..."
87th-minute Ibrahimović winner fends off Saints fightback at Wembley.
New signing features in defeat at home to Swindon Town.
UKIP leader points to his outstanding goal-scoring record at Tranmere and World Cup win with Brazil.
298 days after lifting the Premier League trophy.
Performance outside bar drew quite a crowd.
36-year-old veteran Julio Irrazábal takes advantage of distracted free-kick taker.
Man City midfielder grins as he turns to witness pursuit.
Monaco striker denies contravening gambling regulations.
Forced out of the club over betting controversy.
Non-league side holding out for full-sized scotch egg like they sell in pubs.
Chain-smoker Ricardo La Volpe trips Jesús Sánchez during Chivas v Club América.
FA Cup fever sweeps the nation.
Long An refuse to play and let opponents score in protest.
Last-minute winners against Premier League opposition for both Lincoln and Millwall.
Valentine's Day massacre at Home Park.
Defiant Frenchman rails against critics.
Quits Premier League with immediate effect.
5-1 first leg defeat sets stage for another momentous not-quite-comeback.
Thrashed in Germany for the second time in successive seasons.
Man Utd boss unveils radical new idea.
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