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“Delighted” Moyes announces first rubbish & inconsequential January signing

Lescott joins Sunderland in presumably pointless exercise.

Stories23.01.17 22:13

PHOTO: Sam Allardyce as Cheryl Cole

Donned full costume singer wore for hit single, Fight for This Love.

Stories24.01.17 05:21

VIDEO: Motherwell fan records himself as Rangers score late goals to knock them out of cup

Kenny Miller strikes twice in the last six minutes to overturn lead.

Jokes20.01.17 05:12

The best jokes about the Marco van Basten rule changes as new ideas proposed

FIFA technical director discussed his radical ideas with the media.

Stories17.01.17 04:17

VIDEO: Dog and cat invade pitch during Mexican league clash

Play interrupted twice by pair unfortunately not working as a team.

Stories16.01.17 03:23

VIDEO: Heracles ground staff clear snow in shape of penis for Groningen clash

Broadcast live, nationwide on Dutch television.

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Premier League tips, score predictions and match previews by Mystic Megson
Jokes15.01.17 22:33

The best Paul Pogba jokes after handball against Liverpool following emoji launch

New haircut and emoji, but gave away a penalty.

Jokes15.01.17 20:59

The best jokes from Everton 4-0 Manchester City

Focussing on the City coach and expensive acquisition John Stones.

Stories13.01.17 05:10

VIDEO: Player booked for marriage proposal in Guam league clash

Gets down on one knee as referee notes down his name and number.

Jokes12.01.17 23:39

The best jokes as Dimitri Payet says he doesn’t want to play for West Ham

Manager Slaven Bilić announced player's decision to the press.

Jokes11.01.17 23:55

The best Daniel Sturridge note jokes from Liverpool’s EFL Cup semi-final first leg loss at Southampton

Did not perform, despite instructional intervention by Klopp.

Jokes09.01.17 23:40

The best #FootballerBands as Twitter users come up with ideas for names

Users pass the time on a rainy Monday afternoon.

Stories08.01.17 17:15

VIDEO: Melbourne Victory coach farts on bench

On the sidelines of his side's 0-2 win at Adelaide United.

Jokes07.01.17 03:12

The best jokes as West Ham lose 0-5 to Man City in first FA Cup clash at London Stadium

Hosts suffer heaviest ever home defeat in the competition.

Stories06.01.17 12:36

VIDEO: Porto’s Danilo sent off after referee walks into him

Shown second yellow by mistaken back-pedalling official.

Jokes04.01.17 18:09

The best Mike Phelan sacked jokes after Hull City exit

Spent just 85 days as head coach at the KCOM.