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The best jokes as Watford sack Marco Silva and appoint Javi Gracia

Strongly-worded statement from the club blamed earlier approach from Everton.

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Everton to approach every other PL manager after Watford blame them for Marco Silva sacking

Toffees to see whether they really can send all rival teams into free fall just by trying to recruit their gaffers.

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Worms deny being eaten by Sean Dyche

Invertebrates corroborate Burnley manager's account in a joint statement.

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Chelsea approach tall man on street after Peter Crouch turns them down

Steve, a six foot eight man from Peckham, believed to be keen on move.

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VIDEO: Norwich’s Timm Klose hands fan back cigarettes he dropped after Morata red card

Swiss international returns lost fags to trespassing supporter during FA Cup replay.

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Paul Lambert found safe and sound, appointed Stoke manager

Scottish Bundesliga expert discovered in ditch by side of road near Wolverhampton.

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VIDEO: Groom set up as Brentford mascot against Bolton on stag do

Participated in kickabout and walked out with the players ahead of Championship clash.

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The best jokes as Paul Lambert appointed Stoke City manager

Set to watch tonight's game from the stands.

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Sky Sports News to employ Haitian voodoo correspondents following Lukaku row

Syncretic religion alleged to have been key player in striker's departure from Everton.

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“All hail our new robot overlords,” says gracious Roy Hodgson

Human error close to being eliminated entirely from sporting contest.

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“Leaving Liverpool instantly perfected my English,” claims Coutinho after stirring farewell message

"I can only hope I bestrode your historical nonpareil of a club like a burgeoning colossus," says Brazilian.

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The best jokes as Arsenal lose 4-2 at Nottingham Forest in FA Cup 3rd round

Holders experience first third round defeat for over twenty years.

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VIDEO: Topless Sunderland fan dives onto floor of concourse at Middlesbrough

High spirits despite 2-0 defeat in FA Cup 3rd round tie.