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VINE: Man City fan eggs mum after FA Cup Twitter promise

A box off eggs, just like the ones used in the Man City fan eggs mum Vine after their loss to Middlesbrough in the FA Cup 4th round

A mean child eggs his mum after Man City are knocked out of the FA Cup by Middlesbrough.

The best jokes after FA Cup shocks in 4th-round for Man City & Chelsea

This man understands the magic of the cup and would like the jokes after FA Cup shocks in the 4th-round for Man City & Chelsea

Shock jokes, as both were defeated at home by lower league teams.

The best jokes after Chelsea 2-4 Bradford City FA Cup shock
Phil Parkinson will be more than happy to hear the jokes after Chelsea 2-4 Bradford City after his side caused a stunning FA Cup 4th-round shock

A selection of the best jokes after the most shocking of the FA Cup fourth-round shocks.

The best Adrian Chiles jokes after ITV exit
People seemed to take delight in Adrian Chiles jokes following his exit from ITV with immediate effect

Twitter delights in the announcement that the ITV Sport front man will be leaving with immediate effect.

Hungarians blocked from Notts County Facebook page
Hungarians blocked from Notts County Facebook page after their signing of Bálint Bajner

Users from Hungary have been blocked after the Facebook page was besieged by fans posting comments about Bálint Bajner in reply to each post.

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FA Cup upsets upset cup holders

FA Cup upsets upset cup holder

Bradford and Middlesbrough triumphs induce coffee spillage as old dears drop shopping everywhere.

Van Gaal ass twitch inspires spate of irksome novelty singles

"We've hit the jackpot this time," opine opportunistic amateur songwriters.

Van Gaal ass twitch can be performed by all kinds of asses
Top 10 A-list stars at football matches (videos)
Michael Jackson, one of our top 10 A-list stars at football matches

Starring Sylvester Stallone, David Hasselhoff, Michael Jackson, Mike Tyson and more!

Five poorly timed football phone calls (videos)
The spread of mobiles has meant football phone calls are now part of the sport

Received (and some answered) at inappropriate times - during matches, press conferences and on live TV.

VIDEO: Ukrainian player answers his phone during match
A Ukrainian player answers his phone during a match

Oleh Makarov takes a call during a friendly match between two Ukrainian Premier League teams.

Norwegian Liverpool fan names daughter Ynwa
A Norwegian Liverpool fan has named daughter Ynwa

Four-year-old Karoline Ynwa from Norway has been named after the song, You’ll Never Walk Alone.

VIDEOS: Five funny red cards
This looks like a funny red card

What are the most outrageous and funny red cards? Here are five terrific examples.

The best Kevin Mirallas penalty jokes after West Brom miss
After his miss in Everton's 0-0 draw with West Brom, the player will not like the Kevin Mirallas penalty jokes

Missed penalty in 0-0 draw after preventing spot-kick specialist Leighton Baines from taking it.

Top 5 Massimo Cellino videos
Cellino meets James May's rocker dad (Image: Terry George)

In association with the 'colourful' Leeds owner's banishment by the Football League. Er, until April 10th.

The best jokes from Manchester City 0-2 Arsenal
Arsène Wenger can afford himself a little smile at the jokes from Manchester City 0-2 Arsenal

The Gunners take revenge for their heavy defeat in same fixture last season.

The best Vincent Kompany jokes from 0-2 Arsenal defeat
The Manchester City captain will not want to see the Vincent Kompany jokes from Manchester City 0-2 Arsenal

The Manchester City captain conceded a penalty and narrowly avoided a red card.

Talking Everton & Liverpool with… Circa Waves
Circa Waves

Front man Kieran Shudall and drummer Sian Plummer preview the Merseyside derby.

Talking Newcastle with… Smoove & Turrell
Smoove & Turrell - "Will You Be Mine"

Singer John Turrell discusses current goings on at, and past memories of, his beloved Magpies.

Talking West Ham with… Eliza and the Bear
Eliza and the Bear

Guitarist Martin Dukelow discusses his beloved Irons.

Talking Spurs with… Buster Shuffle
Buster Shuffle

Lead guitarist James Stickley discusses his beloved Tottenham ahead of the release of his band's new LP Naked.

Top 10 Antonella Roccuzzo photos
Lionel Messi with his wife, nice picture but not one of the chosen top 10 Antonella Roccuzzo photos

Lionel Messi's wife wowed at the FIFA Ballon d'Or 2014 ceremony in Zurich.

PHOTOS: Amy Childs and Rachel Riley at Soccer SixFest
Amy Childs and Rachel Riley at Soccer SixFest were admired in thier football kits, well after this photo of the Countdown cutie was taken

Check out Amy Childs of TOWIE fame and Countdown's Rachel Riley in their football kits at "the biggest celebrity football tournament in the world".

VIDEO: Eva Carneiro Ice Bucket Challenge
The Eva Carneiro Ice Bucket Challenge

The much admired Chelsea physio takes on the latest charitable trend.

REMEMBER BRAZIL 2014: The hottest World Cup women
Representing Japan, almost one of the hottest World Cup women

The tournament may be over but you can console yourself with these photos of the hottest World Cup fans.

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