News30.09.16 11:16

Mourinho to FC Zorya Luhansk: “Your boys took one hell of a beating”

Mila Kunis remains philosophical as Man Utd add to their pantheon of great European nights.

Lists29.09.16 16:10

Six videos of weird half-time entertainment

Featuring a man-eating mackerel, dancing stormtroopers and the world's worst freestyler.

Jokes28.09.16 11:28

Even more jokes after Sam Allardyce goes, as search for new England manager begins

Vacated role yesterday following newspaper sting, "off abroad to chill out and reflect" today.

Jokes27.09.16 21:13

More jokes after Sam Allardyce leaves England as Telegraph investigation forces manager out

Newspaper sting kicks Allardyce out after just one game in dream job.

Jokes27.09.16 12:38

The best Sam Allardyce jokes after Telegraph sting

Unseemly secretly-filmed videos of England manager released after undercover 'investigation'.

Jokes26.09.16 23:33

The best jokes as West Ham lose again at the London Stadium

0-3 defeat to Southampton compounds fan misery following stadium move.

Stories25.09.16 16:27

VIDEO: Derby County half-time show sees fish eat man

Regurgitates him without any clothes on.

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Stories21.09.16 05:46

VIDEO: Upton Park blown up for film scene

Historic ground exploded for entertainment value.

Stories20.09.16 07:17

VIDEO: Dog makes save in Chilean match

Dog saves almost certain goal in Segunda División de Chile clash.

Jokes20.09.16 06:12

More Paul Pogba jokes after United’s defeat at Watford

£89m man fails to inspire Manchester United at Vicarage Road.

Stories19.09.16 06:57

PHOTOS: Baby Watford mascot with moustache dummy

Youngster held by Troy Deeney as he led the team out before kick off against Man Utd.

Jokes19.09.16 01:54

The best jokes after Watford 3-1 Manchester United

José Mourinho's side succumb to a third successive defeat in a week.

Lists16.09.16 14:00

Six of the most biased commentators and their finest moments

It may be infuriating for the opposition but it's funny for everyone else.

Jokes15.09.16 23:53

The best jokes as Rangers send Joey Barton home after training ground bust-up

5-1 defeat to Celtic seems to have sent him over the edge once again.

Stories15.09.16 10:26

VIDEO: Young Porto fan hits girl on head after miss in Champions League clash

Child unable to control himself during tense Copenhagen tie.

Jokes15.09.16 05:51

The best jokes as Spurs lose at Wembley against Monaco in front of record crowd

85,000 go to see 1-2 Champions League defeat.

Jokes14.09.16 10:20

The best jokes after Barcelona 7-0 Celtic

Brendan Rodgers's Scottish champions thrashed in Champions League group stage tie.

Stories14.09.16 00:15

VIDEO: Miss Bumbum pitch invader caught during Brazilian clash

Miss Bumbum Santa Catarina gets on to pitch as Grêmio and Palmeiras play out a goalless draw.