This man's protracted move to Man Utd led to an outbreak of José Mourinho image rights jokes
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The best José Mourinho image rights jokes as Man Utd talks stall

Special One's succession of LVG in Old Trafford hot seat hits unusual snag.

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They'll be listening to these ten England songs on the team bus to Euro 2016
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Ten England songs to get you in the mood ahead of Euro 2016

Enhance that feeling and reminisce about times past.

Joey Barton to Rangers jokes were the order of the day as he left Burnley for Ibrox
Jokes25 May, 2016

The best Joey Barton to Rangers jokes as outspoken star joins SPL

Controversial midfielder once declared himself to be a Celtic fan on social media.

Marcus Rashford's visit to Morecambe after winning the FA Cup is a curious tale as a girl denies they're sleeping together
Stories25 May, 2016

Marcus Rashford’s visit to Morecambe, girl denies they’re sleeping together

Girl appears to deny sleeping with young United star after flying visit.

A Malmö fan wearing pig mask and police vest who has been threatened with prison for impersonating a police officer might look like this in jail
Stories25 May, 2016

Malmö fan wearing pig mask and police vest faces prison for impersonating police officer

Arrested and interrogated after protesting against the police.

When one fan got this on his leg, Gianluigi Buffon got the fan's face tattooed on his arm
Stories24 May, 2016

VIDEO: Gianluigi Buffon gets fan’s face tattooed on his arm

Legendary Juventus and Italy goalkeeper gives his number 1 fan the surprise of a lifetime.

Here's the man at the centre of these José Mourinho to Man Utd jokes
Jokes24 May, 2016

The best José Mourinho to Man Utd jokes as appointment nears

Football's biggest open secret finally materialising.

Peter Crouch dancing wildly at an outdoor club
Stories23 May, 2016

VIDEO: Peter Crouch dancing wildly at outdoor club

Surrounded by other revelers and bikini-clad girls.

He won't want to look at the Louis van Gaal sacked jokes after widespread reports of his dismissal as Manchester United manager
Jokes23 May, 2016

More Louis van Gaal sacked jokes after widespread reports of dismissal

Still waiting for an official statement from Manchester United.

There's a Man Utd player who can't boil an egg, and it's believed to be Marcos 'burnt toast' Rojo
Stories23 May, 2016

TWEETS: Man Utd player who can’t boil an egg believed to be Marcos Rojo

Argentine defender had previously shared a photo of burnt toast on social media.

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The floodgates opened as a match in Ecuador ended 44-1 between Pelileo SC and Indi Native, a result which could enter the Guinness Book of World Records
Stories23 May, 2016

VIDEO: Match in Ecuador ends 44-1, could enter Guinness Book of Records

Floodgates open as scoreline surpasses Arbroath's 36-0 win over Bon Accord in 1885.

Roy Hodgson can afford to laugh at the jokes from England 2-1 Turkey after his side just about secured a win at the Etihad
Jokes22 May, 2016

The best jokes from England 2-1 Turkey as Hodgson’s squad fail to impress ahead of Euros

Recently-selected controversial 26-man squad struggle at the Etihad.

Louis van Gaal won't be too keen to read these LVG sacked jokes
Jokes22 May, 2016

The best LVG sacked jokes as Man Utd make Mourinho move

Dutchman looks set to lose his job despite winning FA Cup final against Crystal Palace.

There were plenty of Alan Pardew dance jokes as his goal celebration turned sour in Crystal Palace's FA Cup final defeat to Man Utd
Jokes22 May, 2016

The best Alan Pardew dance jokes after premature FA Cup final celebration

Throws eye-catching shapes to Jason Puncheon's opener only to see Man Utd equalise minutes later.

Brendan Rodgers jokes were the order of the day as Celtic appointed their new manager
Jokes22 May, 2016

The best Brendan Rodgers jokes as Celtic appoint new manager

David Brent references abound as former Liverpool and Swansea boss surfaces in SPL.

A fan gatecrashes England's training session at St. George's Park
Stories20 May, 2016

VIDEO: Fan gatecrashes England training session in full kit

Gets rumbled by Joe Hart as he attempts to blend in.

Draper discusses his beloved Chelsea
Interviews19 May, 2016

Talking Chelsea with Draper

The songwriter/producer discusses his beloved Blues upon the release of anthemic new song "Break Over You".

We collected the inevitable Liverpool Europa League final jokes after their 3-1 defeat to Sevilla
Jokes19 May, 2016

The best Liverpool Europa League final jokes after 3-1 defeat to Sevilla

Threw away half-time lead in Switzerland.