Watford forward's MOTD appearance latest in a string of attempts to avoid physical confrontation.
Oscarine Masuluke earns his side a 1-1 draw in stunning and incredibly unlikely fashion.
Everton supporters react angrily to predominantly red decorations.
Child ejected from game in Johannesburg.
Breaks Michael Owen's record after coming on as a sub in EFL Cup quarter-final against Leeds.
Incoming shot was sailing high and wide.
Supporter's cheeky intervention leads to skied spot kick in Valencian derby.
Suggested alleged victims are not "proper men", amongst other things.
Said to have not quite made it to The Valley.
Results in a corner to Sunderland.
Young boy in police costume ends expletive 'song' with highly offensive line.
Has opportunity to run entire length of pitch in Série B clash.
Scuffed shot with scores level at 1-1.
Have won just one of five matches so far.
Boots ball over bar from very close range.
Had visa revoked after conviction for assaulting a police officer.
Hid in the toilets following official stadium tour.
Spotted sitting by the advertising hoardings on Sky Sports coverage of 4-0 win.
Spreads ball out wide to yellow-clad figure in the corner of his eye.