This Man Utd Deadpool trailer stars Wayne Rooney and others alongside Ryan Reynolds's antihero
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VIDEO: Man Utd Deadpool trailer featuring Red Devils stars

Ryan Reynolds's antihero dreams about kissing Wayne Rooney.

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Steven Gerrard and Robbie Keane prank Giovanni dos Santos at a signing session
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VIDEO: Steven Gerrard & Robbie Keane prank Gio dos Santos – and it’s awful

As comedy double acts go, they've got some work to do.

There were all sorts of jokes as Mathieu Flamini starts again for Arsenal against Bournemouth and is almost sent off
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The best jokes as Mathieu Flamini starts against Bournemouth and is almost sent off

Selected again by Wenger and almost sees red for a rash two-footed lunge.

Steaua București owner Gigi Becali has reportedly insisted that new signing Gabriel Tamaș goes to church with him as part of a deal to bring the defender to the club
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Gabriel Tamaș goes to church with Steaua București owner as part of transfer deal

Gigi Becali hopes to help new signing overcome reported issues with drink.

Everyone made Martin O'Neill at the Super Bowl jokes when he popped up on the BBC's TV coverage looking like this
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The best Martin O’Neill at the Super Bowl jokes after TV appearance

Popped up on the BBC's television coverage of the event.

Manuel Pellegrini might grimace at all these Man City jokes
Jokes7 February, 2016

The best Man City jokes after 1-3 defeat v Leicester

Manuel Pellegrini's side yet to beat a top 6 rival in the Premier League this season.

With Leicester title favourites, Claudio Ranieri certainly won't mind these jokes
Jokes6 February, 2016

The best Leicester title favourites jokes after 3-1 win v Man City

Foxes go 5 points clear at the top with stunning victory.

Dele Alli interviews Eric Dier for funny and heart-warming Spurs TV video
Stories5 February, 2016

VIDEO: Dele Alli interviews Eric Dier for Spurs TV

Strength of duo's bond shines through despite merciless mickey-taking.

Everton manager Roberto Martínez dancing at a Jason Derulo concert, allegedly
Stories5 February, 2016

VIDEO: Roberto Martínez dancing at Jason Derulo concert

Fellow attendee claims to have spotted Everton manager showing off his moves.

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A boy refuses a Barcelona shirt before taking a Real Madrid shirt instead
Stories5 February, 2016

VIDEO: Young boy refuses Barcelona shirt, grateful for Real Madrid shirt instead

From despair to delight in a matter of moments.

There were all sorts of Gary Neville 7-0 jokes after his Valencia side were thrashed by Barcelona at Camp Nou
Jokes4 February, 2016

The best Gary Neville 7-0 jokes as Barcelona thrash Valencia

Barcelona demolished his Valencia side at Camp Nou.

Man City's official Twitter account took issue with its Sunderland counterpart for describing Sergio Agüero's winning goal as "scuffed"
Stories3 February, 2016

TWEETS: City riled as Sunderland call Agüero goal “scuffed”

Official Man City account responds incredulously to Mackems counterpart's description of winning goal.

A Jamie Vardy wonder goal made one Leicester fan lose his teeth
Stories3 February, 2016

VIDEO: Fan loses teeth celebrating Jamie Vardy wonder goal

Leicester supporter so flabbergasted he spews out his dentures.

There were more Arsenal 4th jokes after their 0-0 draw with Southampton at the Emirates
Jokes3 February, 2016

More Arsenal 4th jokes after 0-0 with Southampton at the Emirates

Have not won in four league games and failed to score in the past three.

A father-daughter Canal+ steward advert ahead of Le Classique, OM vs PSG
Stories3 February, 2016

VIDEO: A Canal+ steward advert to melt your heart ahead of Le Classique

Lovely, family-orientated story about one of football's most under-appreciated workers.

This man is the author of the latest Saido Berahino deadline day tweet
News2 February, 2016

Latest Saido Berahino deadline day tweet inspires Eminem

Rapper "totally stoked" by want-away West Brom striker's emotive missive.

Peter Odemwingie jokes were the order of the day as his loan move to Marseille was scuppered by Stoke
Jokes2 February, 2016

The best Peter Odemwingie jokes as Marseille offer is rejected

Stoke forward stars in yet another deadline day.