Fake News28.02.17 00:14

Naff commentators gear up for spate of chortlesome Shakespeare quips

Naff Commentators Union (NCU) plans infuriating overuse of Bard puns for Leicester boss Craig.

Jokes27.02.17 23:58

The best jokes as Shakespeare’s Leicester beat Liverpool 3-1

First act for caretaker manager since Ranieri sacking.

Fake News27.02.17 10:40

Paul Pogba found alive and well after disappearing during EFL Cup final

Frenchman mysteriously vanishes during Man Utd's 3-2 win over Southampton.

Stories27.02.17 08:39

VIDEO: Grimsby and Leeds fans sing about microwave on train

"He's got a microwave on a..."

Jokes27.02.17 02:14

The best jokes from EFL Cup final as Man Utd beat Southampton 3-2

87th-minute Ibrahimović winner fends off Saints fightback at Wembley.

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Stories26.02.17 23:55

VIDEO: Yakubu walks around for two and a half minutes while playing for Coventry

New signing features in defeat at home to Swindon Town.

Fake News24.02.17 12:46

Defeated Paul Nuttall sets sights on Leicester City job

UKIP leader points to his outstanding goal-scoring record at Tranmere and World Cup win with Brazil.

Fake News23.02.17 12:41

Man Utd eye Wayne Shaw as Rooney replacement

"He offers us many of the same qualities," says Mourinho.

Stories23.02.17 07:52

VIDEO: Leicester fans sing with dancing grandma in Seville

Performance outside bar drew quite a crowd.

Stories23.02.17 04:34

VIDEO: Player unties opponent’s laces during Paraguayan cup game

36-year-old veteran Julio Irrazábal takes advantage of distracted free-kick taker.

Stories22.02.17 15:59

VIDEO: Fan gets Kevin De Bruyne’s shirt then is chased by steward

Man City midfielder grins as he turns to witness pursuit.

Fake News22.02.17 14:25

Falcao “could be sacked” after appearing to eat pie while lobbing Caballero

Monaco striker denies contravening gambling regulations.

Jokes22.02.17 08:30

The best Wayne Shaw jokes as Sutton goalkeeper resigns after eating pie on bench

Forced out of the club over betting controversy.

Fake News21.02.17 18:19

West Ham bid 1 mini sausage roll for Sutton goalkeeper Wayne Shaw

Non-league side holding out for full-sized scotch egg like they sell in pubs.

Stories21.02.17 10:21

VIDEO: Manager sent off for tackling opposition player in Mexican match

Chain-smoker Ricardo La Volpe trips Jesús Sánchez during Chivas v Club América.

Fake News21.02.17 07:07

Arsenal spring upset against non-league side

More FA Cup magic as Gunners defeat part-timers.

Stories20.02.17 08:13

VIDEO: Vietnamese team stand still after controversial penalty decision

Long An refuse to play and let opponents score in protest.

Fake News19.02.17 19:35

Joey Barton reflects on successful weekend

Burnley midfielder headbutts non-league opponent's arm, gets knocked out of FA Cup.

Jokes19.02.17 09:28

The best jokes from a day of upsets in the FA Cup fifth round

Last-minute winners against Premier League opposition for both Lincoln and Millwall.

Jokes17.02.17 05:51

The best jokes as referee Mark Clattenburg moves to Saudi Arabia

Quits Premier League with immediate effect.

Fake News16.02.17 04:02

Arsenal gear up for fruitless 3-0 win over Bayern Munich

5-1 first leg defeat sets stage for another momentous not-quite-comeback.

Jokes16.02.17 02:11

The best jokes as Bayern Munich beat Arsenal 5-1 in the Champions League again

Thrashed in Germany for the second time in successive seasons.

Stories14.02.17 02:22

TWEETS: Fan complains to club about Reading playing on Valentine’s Day

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