Chelsea win Eurovision Song Contest
Benfica put up a good fight (Image: Nationaal Archief)
Chelsea have won the Eurovision Song Contest with a late header from Serbian defender Branislav Ivanovic, it has gone done happened. The song contest, 57, was begrudgingly awarded to the Blues by Michel Platini, who gritted his teeth so firmly that he ruptured several Achilles tendon strings. Speaking More...
“Roberto Mancini called me a twonk” claims unnamed City star
Those poor lambs amongst the playing staff at Manchester City have been assured that More...
Beattie turns down Chelsea, Everton and Man City for Accrington Stanley role
Accrington Stanley have appointed James Beattie as their new manager after the former More...
Last month of season was directed by Danny Boyle, admits FA
The FA have confirmed that the last few weeks of the outgoing football season were More...
VIDEOS & GIFS: Chelsea children Josh Turnbull, Léo Torres & Damian Čech show off their skills
The gathering of Chelsea children on the pitch at Stamford Bridge as the team celebrated the More...
VIDEO: Dramatic end to Watford v Leicester play-off semi-final second leg
The Watford v Leicester City Championship play-off semi-final second leg at Vicarage Road on More...
VIDEO: Tindastóll paint themselves in spoof of Chelsea advert
See the stars of Icelandic football club Tindastóll paint themselves in an effort to spoof the More...
VIDEO: Serbian fans dig Mačva Šabac grave on pitch as warning to players
See the Mačva Šabac grave that fans dug on their own pitch to serve as a warning to their More...
Football Tweets of the Week: Marsh, Stockdale, Lambe and many more!
So it's time once again for Football Tweets of the Week! Contributions from a Bermuda More...
#AskJamie – our favourite questions for Jamie Redknapp in Sky Sports Twitter webchat
Sky Sports kindly hosted a Twitter-based "webchat" with former player turned TV pundit Jamie More...
NEWCASTLE: The best #ColosParty jokes
So you didn't get invited to #ColosParty huh? Not to worry! We have all the photos, tweets More...
Odds on next Everton manager horrify Everton fans, confirms Everton fan
Kenwright... Screwed
The odds on next Everton manager has been met with a mixture of horror and even more horror by Everton supporters, it has been confirmed. The fans, predominantly Scouse, were stunned when it was suddenly announced around tea time that Moyes was leaving the More...
Sir Alex to move upstairs, room cleared in attic, wife livid
Sir Alex... Surreal (Image: Austin Osuide)
Football Burp awoke this morning to the sensational news that Manchester United overlord Sir Alex Ferguson has announced his intention to move upstairs at the end of the season. The part of our house, above downstairs, is pretty full at the moment but we More...
Next door’s cat “could be next Wolves manager”, confirm Morgan ‘n’ Moxey
Wolverhampton Wanderers BFFs Steve Morgan and Jez Moxey have confirmed that next door's cat is one of the candidates they have discussed with regards succeeding outgoing manager Dean Saunders. The Welshman, Welsh, was tipped out of the Molineux hot seat More...
North East duo to play in brown as tribute to those who **** themselsves
North East giants Newcastle United and Sunderland will play their next fixtures in brown as a mark of respect for the thousands of supporters of both clubs who **** themselves this weekend. The colour, a composite of red, yellow and black, was popularised More...
Talking Liverpool with… The Establishment
The Establishment might just be the footballiest band going: they've got former Nottingham Forest and Bristol City midfielder John Burns on guitar, are managed by Dion More...
Talking Leeds United with… The Pigeon Detectives
In January, the FA decided to try and find an official anthem for this season's FA Cup, so they called upon Devlin, Lethal Bizzle, Reverend & The Makers, The Enemy, The More...
Talking Arsenal with… Ed Drewett
Ed Drewett has written for the likes of Olly Murs and The Wanted, and now he's launching a solo career in his own right with "Drunk Dial". As such, Football Burp caught More...
Talking Liverpool with… Space
Football Burp bloody loves Space, so we were rather honoured to get to enjoy another natter with the band - following on from our lengthier chat of 2011 - about their More...
How Sir Alex Ferguson’s volcanic personality revitalised Manchester United
Sir Alex... Sirtified (Image: Gordon Flood)
Football Burp columnist and Manchester United fan Bharat Azad pays tribute to old whatsisname... Sometime in the More...
David Luiz and the worst haircuts in football
David Luiz attracted widespread criticism for his involvement in the sending off of fellow Brazilian Rafael on More...
Suarez bite analysis: should Luis’s late lunch land him in Liverpool limbo?
Football Burp columnist and Liverpool fan Umarah Naz looks back on the Luis Suarez bite that's been sweeping the More...
Should Liverpool bring Fernando Torres back to Anfield?
If only I had a penny for every Fernando Torres joke I've heard I'd have.........at least £2.11 (sorry for the More...
Jermaine Pedant: Hunt, Morris, van Aanholt, Knight, Huckerby
9th May 2012
Football Burp’s very own Jermaine Pedant enjoys nothing more than strolling back and forth in his professor’s gown, casting scholarly gazes over his fellow More...
10 things that cost the same as Mario Götze
25th Apr 2013
Noting Mario Götze's transfer from Borussia Dortmund to Bayern Munich with a quizzical puff of the pipe over an unfurled broadsheet and scones*, Football Burp got More...