Steven Gerrard retires from international dejection, eyes BNP role

Steven Gerrard retires Gerrard tries to draw his own dejected face from memory (Image: Elwedritsch)

England's brave Stevie G set for bold new career in right-wing politics. More...

Liverpool signings forced Carragher into retirement

Liverpool signings force Carragher into Sky Sports resignation

Former Liverpool defender steps down due to "pronunciation difficulties". More...

QPR sign Ferdinand family, including Rio

QPR sign Ferdinand family, all of them, even weird Uncle Jimbo

Rio, Anton, Les and the whole gang join up with Harry's Hoops. More...

Louis van Gaal press conference with Ken Dodd

First van Gaal press conference passes mostly without incident

Carrick beaten up for "persistent questioning", otherwise fine. More...

Manchester United kit deal to result in more red here

Manchester United kit deal update: Adidas deny ‘Messi clause’

Personal accolades to be earned rather than doled out. More...

PHOTO: Ronaldinho lookalike spotted by Fabio Cannavaro

The Ronaldinho lookalike spotted by Fabio Cannavaro in Jakarta

A photo of a Ronaldinho lookalike, taken by legendary Italian defender Fabio Cannavaro while on a legends football tour in Indonesia. More...

IN PICTURES: Intimissimi World Cup lingerie collection

Ana Beatriz Barros wearing the Intimissimi World Cup Collection

Check out the lingerie in the Intimissimi World Cup Collection, celebrating Brazil 2014 in the only way the underwear market leader knows how. More...

IN PICTURES: Lee Nelson’s Jason Bent England plane stunt

The Jason Bent England plane stunt by Lee Nelson's character

Photos of the Jason Bent England plane stunt by the comedian who does Lee Nelson as he attempted to join the team for their Brazil 2014 departure. More...

VIDEO: Americans talk about the World Cup

Baha Salamah interviews, as Americans talk about the World Cup

Football fans in New York say the funniest things as Americans talk about World Cup 2014 in Brazil when questioned by Baha Salamah. More...

The best Steven Gerrard England retirement jokes

The captain before an international game, before the Steven Gerrard England retirement jokes

Mean jokes after Steven Gerrard announced his retirement from international football. More...

10 more Fantasy Football bargains for the 2014-15 season

Samir Nasri, one of our Fantasy Football bargains for 2014-15

Because we can't stop spotting them. More...

The best #AskJoeAllen questions in Twitter Q&A

The best #AskJoeAllen tweets subject Joe Allen

Lovingly hand-picked from the Liverpool midfielder's Twitter Q&A of yesterday. More...

The best #ThankYouSteven tributes from unimpressed fans

Gerrard in action for England, one of the performances that presumably inspired the #ThankYouSteven tweets

The not quite so complimentary #ThankYouSteven tweets while most gushed over Gerrard as he retires from international football with England. More...

SONG: “Sturridge Dance” by JMC in honour of Liverpool star Daniel

Daniel Sturridge, main exponent of the Sturridge dance Sturridge... Dances (Image: Twitter/Daniel Sturridge)

New track from JMC dedicated to England and Liverpool striker's wriggly shoulder thing. More...

VIDEO: England players playlist “The Road to Brazil” preview

England players playlist includes a selection from Steven Gerrard Gerrard... "Slip Inside This House"...? (Image: YouTube/UMTVUK)

Featuring commentary from Wayne Rooney, Daniel Sturridge, Steven Gerrard and Joe Hart. More...

VIDEO: Terry Venables “woofters” comment live on Sky

The Terry Venables "woofters" comment live on Sky during Goals on Sunday Venables... Said "woofters" (Image: YouTube/Patrick Cullum)

Sky Sports presenter Ben Shephard apologised after a Terry Venables "woofters" comment was broadcast live during Goals on Sunday. More...

PHOTO: Neymar condom for World Cup 2014 in Brazil

See the Neymar condom, decked out in the Brazilian national colours with the player's name and number on one side. More...

TWEETS: Samir Nasri’s girlfriend angry after France squad exclusion

Samir Nasri's girlfriend expressed her rage after the Manchester City midfielder was left out of France's World Cup squad by Didier Deschamps. More...

IN PICTURES: Footballers eat bananas in support of Dani Alves

Footballers eat bananas in support of Barcelona's Dani Alves who ate a banana on the pitch during Barcelona's clash with Villarreal. More...

Andre Schürrle, one of our top 10 Fantasy Premier League bargains Schürrle... A schür thing (Image: Ultraslansi)

Top 10 Fantasy Premier League bargains for 2014-15

The Premier League's official Fantasy Football game is now open for business ahead of the 2014-15 season. More...

The best Toni Kroos jokes and tweets after Real Madrid signing

Peanut gallery turns attentions to World Cup winner's £24m move to Bernabeu. More...

The best Louis van Gaal jokes as Man Utd unveil new manager

Dutchman does first press conference and the world cracks wise as one. More...

Arsenal sign Alexis Sánchez for £35m – but here’s what they could have had…

Including the final resting place of a former Prime Minister, and a possible cure for Bergkamp's fear of flying. More...

Barcelona sign Luis Suárez for £75m – but here’s what they could have had…

Unearthing some eye-opening hypothetical alternatives to lashing all that money on the chompy chap. More...

Chelsea sign Diego Costa for £32m – but here’s what they could have had…

What else can that kind of money get you these days? Let's take a look... More...

World Cup Awards for Brazil 2014: Gifs, gaffes, goofs, guffs and more!

Starring Miguel Herrera, Jonathan Pearce, Thomas Müller, Igor Akinfeev and Neymar's girlfriend. More...

Webb of deceit: is England’s top ref good enough?

Howard Webb Webb... Going worldwide this summer (Image: Ronnie Macdonald)

Umarah Naz was feeling a trifle put out by Howard Webb's decision not to give Luis Suárez a penalty for an apparent foul by Arsenal's Alex  More...

Why Barcelona consider themselves “més que un club”

Why do Barcelona consider themselves "more than a club")? Take a history lesson, bub. More...

Merseyside derby fears unfounded for Burp’s resident Red

I was a nervous wreck, and seeing Ross Barkley's name in Everton's starting line-up only increased that. More...

Wilshere, Walcott and the relationship between fans and players

Online interaction can help humanise players, but it can also further the sense of alienation.  More...

Jelavić’s loss of form at Everton was down to Hibbert injury

Jelavić: "boss slotter". At least he was when Tony Hibbert was about. More...

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From her own Twitter account, it's one of the top 10 Celia Kay photos

Top 10 Celia Kay photos

18th Feb 2014

See more of the American model that caused Arsenal's Olivier Giroud to apologise, in the top 10 Celia Kay photos. More...

Not Gus Poyet

The best ‘Poyet sacked on TV’ tweets

25th Jun 2013

Here you go: the best ‘Gus Poyet sacked on TV’ tweets from fellow footballers and assorted media types alike. First, here’s the moment the now former  More...